Set up in 1999, www.Squirt.org is a full-throttle celebration of gay sex. Of the joy of the dailysquirt, it's all in the name - the best ways to squirt gay fellas. You get the drift. Squirt.org mainly caters to a US gay male audience and while it doesn't have a native app (most definitely due to the content) it is available on desktop and responsive mobile. On logging in, I quickly found myself directed to 69ers, felching, and all manner of ways to squirt your gay juices - no complaints there from my side. But, was I going to see as much kink as filth? Let's find out.
The site's black and red visuals reminded me of Recon. But whether Squirt would stretch my BDSM boundaries or let me find other fetish men remained to be seen. Logging on, all manner of explicit images greeted me. Work safe this ain't. Squirt.org is about titillation. E.g. the dailysquirt and getting to squirt your gay spunk.
Homepage of Squirt.org
Navigation is smooth enough, but, my first thoughts where that visually, Squirt is about as messy as a metropolitan gay's duvet after World Pride. Gunge and things to prod everywhere. At the top of the homepage are links to bring on that dailysquirt, including Live Chat (with cams), Message Boards, Member Videos, and Cruise Now (cruising listings), which are all tools for a dailysquirt. When I clicked on the 'Profiles' tab, this directed me to a 'targeted search'. After adding my postcode and other particulars, up popped a list of available men in my area.
It's free to set up a profile. Better yet, when you sign up, you get a free trial of the Squirt.org Fan Club. While this is not a website that specialises in fetishes, I was pleased to see that it did allow me to tailor my profile to find like-minded guys. However, the options I found were limited. All centred around the dailysquirt, with very little kink. I could tick boxes which indicated I'm into "S&M", "spanking", "bondage" and "CBT" but, that's your lot. However, it's still better than other hookup sites out there.
I was happy to find another option, though. I could also personalise my profile with 'Sexicons' – small black and white stick-men GIFS, which indicate your proclivities. There are several GIFs of someone slapping someone else with a paddle. Then there's a GIF of someone kneeling and being pissed on. That's all us kinksters are into, apparently.
Squirt.org Fan Club is the paid membership option. Basic membership massively limits everything from how many pictures you can view, to how many messages you can send. The big sell for the Fan Club is unlimited access to chat rooms and video chat. And then there are the cruising listings for your dailysquirt. It's worth bearing in mind that there are other websites and apps out there that offer these for free. But would paying give me fast access to kinky men? Or more options to display my fetishes? No, just more ways to squirt gay gunge.
All Squirt.org Fan Club yields is a broader selection of men to look at and bring on that dailysquirt. I wasn't given any options for narrowing them down to a kinkier spectrum. In the Membership Videos section, I was at least gratified to find a BDSM channel. However, the chat rooms were disappointing - though there is a room entitled "Pig Pen – Raunch/Kink" here. At the time of penning this review, most of the other chat rooms were empty – but this one had ten members!
Some of the many chat rooms on Squirt.
The website describes itself as "a true community", and it also encourages its members to "resist sexual repression and homophobia". But the main goal - as it states - is to "get you laid" or "get you off". It's all about the dailysquirt.
Centre of the screen is 'Member videos', which you're invited to not only view but create. Oh, and I could submit a "Cocktale", which is along the lines of user-generated erotic stories. Underneath this, I found a dailysquirt section – effectively an online magazine with lots of images from top gay studios. For me, it's more about titillation than info or connection.
If you need help or support in any way, there's a pretty comprehensive FAQ section, which I found helpful. Additionally, there's an online form in which you can contact customer service.
This dating website is all about sex and the most effective ways to squirt gay men, but fetish and kink are more complex - it's more than just sex, it's a lifestyle. Certainly not just a dailysquirt! Yes, you can still find fellow kinksters, but I found the sifting process lengthy and frustrating, rather like edging but without the climax. If you're looking to do more than squirt your gay juices and go, you'd be far better off checking out other, more specialised sites on kink and BDSM
Have you tried Squirt.org? Do you agree with our review? Tell us in the comments below. Spanks for reading!
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