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Gender Man
Age 50
Status Single
Height 181cm
Weight 76kg
Body shape Average build
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Brown
Hair length
Orientation Straight
Ethnicity Caucasian white
Origin UK
Body hair Some hair
Dick length 18cm
Circumcised No
Zodiac sign Aries
Glasses
Smoker
Tattoos
Piercings
Languages English
Dutch

About me

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Description

Rock fan... travelled the world... now loitering in Wolves.

Currently I've hit 21 countries in 23 years! in the year before covid Austria and Czech Republic were added, as well as a trip to San Francisco! Then, this year, Portugal became no.21

I'm 49. I work. I know the difference between a hat and a boa constrictor who's swallowed an elephant! (You'd be surprised who doesn't!)

I am, adept at adapting! I've a formidable vocabulary, and IQ, neither of which get much of an outing in everyday life. Disparate not desperate fits me well. Complex yet simple.

I'm pretty much Occam's (sic : Ockham!) worst nightmare. Come say "Hi!".

I'm more than the sum of my parts. Which is probably a good thing. They're old (but not THAT old) and need tending to. haha

Desires and Fantasies
Well.. I've always wanted to be with a woman who's lactating... the epitome of womanhood and thus
ANR / ABF interests me a lot though simply to be able to attain the above.

There's much to explore.

Wear stockings (with suspenders.. NOT hold ups!! They're cheating!) for me and I'll be putty in your hands. Well... perhaps putty isn't biologically accurate given it's a malleable thing and I would be somewhat.. rigider! Is that a word? It is now!

I'm generally playful. Get my brain working and you'll have access to the rest easily. It is possible to engage my body first... but it's unusual. I know me and know what I react to... but.. there's always that one person who pops up and stirs something different... and who doesn't like the idea of being swept away by urges?

My brain definitely needs engaging. I can be excited by a visual, but I'm looking for something more substantial. I like to be pushed (as well as pulled) and enjoy confidence in a lass. Especially when she knows I like her. It's.. exciting to be *** to her. Reactive in a way that I'm not able to control.

Make of all this what you will. Prod me at your leisure. See what I am to/for you. You might be pleasantly surprised.

Limits

Engaging with people who are very obviously not what they're attempting to be.

My roles & archetype

Fetish.com gives you…


Fetish.com is like an appetizing smorgasbord in Wolverhampton with lots of hot guys to meet up with. Have a look around first if you prefer to see who’s around, or if you know what you want, search by selecting the right category "Kinky Dating”. Nobody stays alone here for long! Fetish.com has tons going on!

Alistair1974
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Drifted back from Cyprus to the delight that is the West Midlands. Amused that autocorrect attempted to make west become worst.. but I don't see a German sausage anywhere!
Alistair1974
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Ah yes, it's the old "you must upgrade to message" anyone who visits algorithm again.
Alistair1974
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Drifting across to Cyprus tomorrow for a few days of that piques anyone's interest
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Cor, as per usual, had a VIP account from collecting points... barely a visitor. Within a couple of hours of that expiring.. 5 visitors of whom 4 are greyed out.
The people who designed that algorithm for bot profiles really must think the average user here is incredibly dumb to even think that Read more… it's just a coincidence.
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Nothing changes here. People view you repeatedly, but as soon as you speak they block on messenger but continue to keep viewing. I maintain, if you block someone on messenger they shouldn't then be able to keep stalking your profile. My guess is that 90% of people are guys pretending to be girls.
Alistair1974
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It's something of a a shame that you can't start a conversation with a voice message or leave a voice clip on here...
Alistair1974
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Why's this now asterisking out words? Le sigh. If I'd've wanted a nanny I'd've put it on my kink list!
Alistair1974
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Given that communication is everything in this world the complete absence of it here 90% of the time is kinda indicative of what to expect from this.
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About membership?

I've been here on and off for 5 years. What's happened here almost without exception is this: While I have a free membership I'll get 2-3 visits most days, of which generally 1 will be visible, (and also coincidentally that will usually be well outside my area and more often than not, not the Read more… gender I'm looking for) although there's often cases where there's 5 or more who've viewed and all of whom are blurred out....
Whereas.... when I accrue enough points to get a vip/prem membership which lasts for a couple of weeks, I will almost invariably get no visits throughout that period of time.
On the odd occasion that someone visits and I can see them and they're viable to contact because they fit into what/who I'm looking to interact with, 85% of the time I'll get "This member is very popular you'll have to upgrade to message them".
Occam's razor suggests... if it walks like a horse and sounds like a horse.. etc etc.

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Alistair1974
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What's with the obsession with wanting people to drive?
I've been to 21 countries in the last 23 years and I don't drive, nor have I ever needed to.
It's bizarre. And massively superficial. In what way shape or form does driving impact on a person's personality, or sexual compatibility?
How Read more… shallow are people?
It's kinda scary if I'm honest!
Alistair1974
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Ah yes, birthday gave me premium membership for 7 days... No visitors!
As soon as it expires... 5 visitors in 12 hours, none of whom can be seen.
Seems legit.

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