About me
Interested in:
I’m looking for:
- Friends
- Kinky Dates
- Events & Places
- Networking
- BDSM Lovers
Description
Impact bottom. Not a sub. Need to actually like the person I'm engaging with.
Solo polyamorous weirdo. Happily partnered but short of a sadist and always looking for more friends and kink events. Not looking for monogamy or to be dominated. Just some happy with someone I actually enjoy as an actual human rather than just a means to an end.
I have zero object permanence, so please don't ask what my favourite anything is. I'm also an entire person who does not want to hear fap fodder straight out of the gate. I do hate small talk, so please get to the point. Yes, I'm awkward as fuck.
Generally uninterested in people under 30. Not looking for any high protocol or lifetime nonsense. If I don't find you interesting and engaging in conversation I'm not going to be interested in playing with you. Yes, I do know I'm hard work. I'm not looking for a knight in shining armour, but I do have existing dynamics and will not be settling for the sake of it.
End goal is simply happy and good company now and again. Enjoying the company is relevant. if you're only looking to get your dick wet then I'm not for you.
Limits
Mediocrity.
My roles & archetype
My kinks & fetishes
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Solo polyamorous weirdo. Happily partnered but short of a sadist and always looking for more friends and kink events. Not looking for monogamy or to be dominated. Just some happy with someone I actually enjoy as an Read more… actual human rather than just a means to an end.
I have zero object permanence, so please don't ask what my favourite anything is. I'm also an entire person who does not want to hear fap fodder straight out of the gate. I do hate small talk, so please get to the point. Yes, I'm awkward as fuck.
Generally uninterested in people under 30. Not looking for any high protocol or lifetime nonsense. If I don't find you interesting and engaging in conversation I'm not going to be interested in playing with you. Yes, I do know I'm hard work. I'm not looking for a knight in shining armour, but I do have existing dynamics and will not be settling for the sake of it.
End goal is simply happy and good company now and again. Enjoying the company is relevant. if you're only looking to get your dick wet then I'm not for you.
Insane Clown Pussy on Efukt is my go to 💜
I'm no asexual, I absolutely love sex. But I prefer to keep the BDSM separate. I find a good beating incredibly arousing, but I want to bask in that need and frustration and resolve it much much later.
If only. Finding an appropriate sadist to play with is much harder work than it needs to be .💜
Too fucking long ago 💜
