The Ballad of the Lusty Rack

[Fire_and_Song]

Hi all! Upon request, here is a ballad that was inspired by and composed during some on-line chatting in the Lobby. Hope you enjoy it!

          The Ballad of the Lusty Rack

-in the genre of a traditional drinking song-
 

We stopped one day, the boys and I,

Off to the land , we were too dry. 

I had me ale, and mead, and rum, 

And slapped a lads tight pretty bum.

Twas not the lad went home with me.

But a lass, or two, or three. 

Then t’was that night I was taken aback

By the love of a lusty rack.

 

The ladies were all fine to me

And to each other happily.

They fell asleep in my abode

Upon their titties each had a load.

I left them sleeping in my room

And went a-walking under the moon

The night was young, silver and black,

What soon would come but a lusty rack!

 

Nature's call, it came to me,

And so I went behind a tree.

Before I knew I was surprised.

'Twas looking down into two eyes.

My stream kept up onto the mayor,

(I always was quite the sprayer).

Before I knew, alas, alack.

I was brought to the lusty rack.

 

They tied me up and pulled me tight

Thought to myself, this can't be right.

They sought to ***/punish me.

And on the rack, I thought I'd be.

The truth of it has now alighted

The *** has got me all excited. 

I'm not ashamed, I have no tact.

I fell in love with the lusty rack!

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[Bo****]

Love this!!!🙏 Most awesome ode to the dear lusty rack........wordweaving joys,thank you for sharing.life,love n unity🙏

[Anythingtaboo]

Lovely! Where can we find more bawdy songs?!?