Heaven or Hell?

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So there I was lying on my back staring at the ceiling. Trying hard to comprehend  my fate . What is waiting for me? I shudder with *** as I think of  the bad things I’ve done in my life. Life ...but I know I’m dying and I know I’m close but I don’t know when. I gaze at the clock on the wall and see it’s 3 pm and then I think could it be an hour or two or six or this evening or tomorrow? Will I be conscious,will I be aware of the point of no return? Terror turns to perspiration as I contemplate my ***ness.Am I going to be alone? Deep deep intakes of breath,the sweat is running down my neck ,I’m shaking I’m scared I’m frightened and I’m sorry God so sorry! Panic suddenly turns to laughter a manic burst of insane laughter. Now I’m fighting it ,defying it ,taunting it and spitting into its face. Then like a falling axe Blackness nothing but Blackness no sound no light no nothing. Oh God I’m aware . Where am I ? All my senses are numb but my eyes are open and I see nothing but darkness. I close my eyes craving some kind of explanation. I feel  tired and drift into a deep sleep. The warmth of sleep. As I awaken I’m instantly aware of the heat of the sun on my back. My lips open and they are greeted by the taste of sand? Struggling to focus as my eyesight adjusts to the bright light. So there I was lying there on my back only this time I’m looking into the azure blue sky. The waves of the sea are gently lapping against the burning hot cream coloured sand. I suddenly realised that I no longer had any physical ***. As I sat up I stretched my arms out and turned my head to the left . Slowly my vision cleared and to my shock and amazement I found myself standing on a crescent shaped beach cove which was populated by dozens No ! More like hundreds of beach beds and umbrella gazebos all inhabited by tall dark haired Mediterranean women. Now as you can imagine the questions in my mind were plenty but I’m a Man ,a dead man but a man who like every man who has ever lived follows little man and listens to little man cause little man is a slut juncky  and therefore correct in his wit and wisdom. So me and little man fuck off any thoughts about anything and head off down the beach with thoughts of making contact. ***y hell this sand is hot as we trudged clumsily towards Heaven? I’m now a few meters from the first throne of worship where I may quench my thirst with a nice sample of her cocktail which she sips through a white straw with red lipstick. I now stand before her feeling somewhat cocky that I’m bleeding well here . Then she looks up the brow of her black designer hat giving way to dark black ray bands . Her beautiful manicured red ***ted fingers move the bridge of her glasses down and she coldly looks me up and down. Then she says Get out of the fucking Sun you idiot you’re blocking my light! Instantly I drop to my knees like a well trained police dog . The sand scorches my legs and knees and I cry out in *** before being told I’ve finished my drink, go and get me another! Now I’m up on my feet real sharp and pathetically ask her where do I go to get your drink Miss ? Use your fucking eyes there is a bar about half a mile away go and find it and bring me a COLD Sex on the beach and hurry up! I’m off senses working overtime I must find that bar i can’t fail I must not fail. Eventually after enduring the burning heat had weakened my struggle I finally could see the bar area in the distance. Heavy sigh of relief and then I’m there ordering a cocktail for a Mistress in a black bikini on a beautiful beach with a hundred or more women who are going to want me to get them refreshments and maybe want me for other reasons hmmm tut tut tut cogs whirling and thoughts spiralling am I in Heaven? I make my way back quickly and thankfully notice that the ice is still visible although slightly melted. As I reached her Temple I felt pretty confident and proud of myself as I knelt on one knee and offered her the drink. Again like the last time she looks up adjusts her glasses and looks at the drink I’m offering and says Where’s my Straw ? I’m sorry Miss but I wasn’t told about the straw . Well you better fuck off back there and get me a straw. And get me another drink and run this time as the ice has melted in this one. Yes Miss I’m so sorry I’ll do much better. So off I go running off to the bar with her rejected drink in my hands, I get out of site and swallow the contents of the glass and it seems to give me strength to run faster and I’m soon back at the bar and waiting for my order. The drink is handed over and I’m running clasping the drink with both hands. I make it back to her Temple in double quick time . I offer her highness the drink and she smiles a big happy ear to ear smile and she  puts out her hands and invites me to kiss her lips. My Heart is racing and little man is on steroids smiling I’m smiling and she is smiling and I’m about to kiss her when she whispers softly in my ear where’s my peanuts ? 

[Wo****]

Omg!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[Bo****]

Love it!!!!🙏🙏🙏

thank you for sharing....

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Thank you Bounty and Bold bald and remember little man is Trouble lol xxxx love you both 💋

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I proper chortled at the end 😁 Love it!

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Thank you CurvyKate , I’m a naughty boy 👦 lol x

[Erotes-72]

On 2/24/2021 at 8:46 PM, TAROTT said:

So there I was lying on my back staring at the ceiling. Trying hard to comprehend  my fate . What is waiting for me? I shudder with *** as I think of  the bad things I’ve done in my life. Life ...but I know I’m dying and I know I’m close but I don’t know when. I gaze at the clock on the wall and see it’s 3 pm and then I think could it be an hour or two or six or this evening or tomorrow? Will I be conscious,will I be aware of the point of no return? Terror turns to perspiration as I contemplate my ***ness.Am I going to be alone? Deep deep intakes of breath,the sweat is running down my neck ,I’m shaking I’m scared I’m frightened and I’m sorry God so sorry! Panic suddenly turns to laughter a manic burst of insane laughter. Now I’m fighting it ,defying it ,taunting it and spitting into its face. Then like a falling axe Blackness nothing but Blackness no sound no light no nothing. Oh God I’m aware . Where am I ? All my senses are numb but my eyes are open and I see nothing but darkness. I close my eyes craving some kind of explanation. I feel  tired and drift into a deep sleep. The warmth of sleep. As I awaken I’m instantly aware of the heat of the sun on my back. My lips open and they are greeted by the taste of sand? Struggling to focus as my eyesight adjusts to the bright light. So there I was lying there on my back only this time I’m looking into the azure blue sky. The waves of the sea are gently lapping against the burning hot cream coloured sand. I suddenly realised that I no longer had any physical ***. As I sat up I stretched my arms out and turned my head to the left . Slowly my vision cleared and to my shock and amazement I found myself standing on a crescent shaped beach cove which was populated by dozens No ! More like hundreds of beach beds and umbrella gazebos all inhabited by tall dark haired Mediterranean women. Now as you can imagine the questions in my mind were plenty but I’m a Man ,a dead man but a man who like every man who has ever lived follows little man and listens to little man cause little man is a slut juncky  and therefore correct in his wit and wisdom. So me and little man fuck off any thoughts about anything and head off down the beach with thoughts of making contact. ***y hell this sand is hot as we trudged clumsily towards Heaven? I’m now a few meters from the first throne of worship where I may quench my thirst with a nice sample of her cocktail which she sips through a white straw with red lipstick. I now stand before her feeling somewhat cocky that I’m bleeding well here . Then she looks up the brow of her black designer hat giving way to dark black ray bands . Her beautiful manicured red ***ted fingers move the bridge of her glasses down and she coldly looks me up and down. Then she says Get out of the fucking Sun you idiot you’re blocking my light! Instantly I drop to my knees like a well trained police dog . The sand scorches my legs and knees and I cry out in *** before being told I’ve finished my drink, go and get me another! Now I’m up on my feet real sharp and pathetically ask her where do I go to get your drink Miss ? Use your fucking eyes there is a bar about half a mile away go and find it and bring me a COLD Sex on the beach and hurry up! I’m off senses working overtime I must find that bar i can’t fail I must not fail. Eventually after enduring the burning heat had weakened my struggle I finally could see the bar area in the distance. Heavy sigh of relief and then I’m there ordering a cocktail for a Mistress in a black bikini on a beautiful beach with a hundred or more women who are going to want me to get them refreshments and maybe want me for other reasons hmmm tut tut tut cogs whirling and thoughts spiralling am I in Heaven? I make my way back quickly and thankfully notice that the ice is still visible although slightly melted. As I reached her Temple I felt pretty confident and proud of myself as I knelt on one knee and offered her the drink. Again like the last time she looks up adjusts her glasses and looks at the drink I’m offering and says Where’s my Straw ? I’m sorry Miss but I wasn’t told about the straw . Well you better fuck off back there and get me a straw. And get me another drink and run this time as the ice has melted in this one. Yes Miss I’m so sorry I’ll do much better. So off I go running off to the bar with her rejected drink in my hands, I get out of site and swallow the contents of the glass and it seems to give me strength to run faster and I’m soon back at the bar and waiting for my order. The drink is handed over and I’m running clasping the drink with both hands. I make it back to her Temple in double quick time . I offer her highness the drink and she smiles a big happy ear to ear smile and she  puts out her hands and invites me to kiss her lips. My Heart is racing and little man is on steroids smiling I’m smiling and she is smiling and I’m about to kiss her when she whispers softly in my ear where’s my peanuts ? 

A truly delightful read and your last line had me in bits. Love it

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Thank you Steve