Ode to Chicken

[Si****]

Chickety, chickety, chickety woo,

 

I like chicken, and so do you

 

Chickety, chickety, chickety wee,

 

I like it with pasta, I like it with linguine

 

Chickety, chickety, chickety waa,

 

You can eat it in the kitchen, or the end of a bar

 

Chickety, chickety, chickety whoah,

 

The cock has only gone and stuck it in the wrong hole

 

 

Fin.

 

 

 

 

[uk****]

“Ewww, What’s that?” asked Arthur. “Whale meat” said Ford.