CopperKnob Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 SATIRE!!! subs are the only truly shining example of natural selection in the history of the universe. We've evolved so flawlessly that no other species can come close. No one can compete with us, not even Snow White OR Cinderella subs are wickedly smart, we spend our days dominating our Dom into giving us what we want including, ice cream and spankings while pretending to be submissive. This is sometimes known as bratting, a word made up by Dom's so that they can pretend that they're really the ones deciding what orders and punishments to give even having woken up with googly eyes on unmentionable body parts (did I mention that subs are pure of mouth?) Unlike Doms, subs have gazillions of talents which are not limited to, Being spectaculary sexy even in sweats Pretending to be obedient Orgasms Multiple orgasms Bribing Doms with bacon and pizza Blowjobs In contrast a Doms talents are limited to, Really believing they're the ones in control 🤷♀️ Demanding their sub wears a butt plug 24hrs a day as if our asses are made of steel!!! subs are basically angels who've come down from heaven to do what we're told as long as there's something in it for us. But beware, some of us may fizzle, sizzle and die like a slug in salt if we don't get a new Ted Baker dress each month. If you have a sub like this, you have absolutely definitely, 100% landed yourself an awesome one and you should give thanks as well as immediately throwing all butt plugs away subs are never slothful. We earn our Ted Baker dresses by going commando 24/7 on their Doms command. That's why they deserve a new pupper with pupper breath and everything All subs are completely selfless which is why you'll never catch one writing a self serving post here 😂😉
Deleted Member Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Haha love this! I like how you carefully labelled this as satire. I suspect there may be a few who wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't have made it so clear.
CopperKnob Posted September 21, 2021 Author Posted September 21, 2021 13 hours ago, KinkySirXxX said: Haha love this! I like how you carefully labelled this as satire. I suspect there may be a few who wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't have made it so clear. 😉😂
Deleted Member Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 I feel like someone wants a new Ted Baker dress…🤔
CopperKnob Posted September 22, 2021 Author Posted September 22, 2021 4 hours ago, ScarlettDismay said: I feel like someone wants a new Ted Baker dress…🤔 Ted Baker dresses, puppers, ice cream I mean its not like i'm dictating, theres a choice 🤷♀️😉
Deleted Member Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: Ted Baker dresses, puppers, ice cream I mean its not like i'm dictating, theres a choice 🤷♀️😉 When a brat is so willing to compromise like this, which makes them priceless ~coughs~ there is never any need for the "Either/Or" s***ch or the reminder of the word "Consequences"...which of course they wouldn't have forgotten anyway
CopperKnob Posted September 22, 2021 Author Posted September 22, 2021 8 hours ago, TheScribe said: When a brat is so willing to compromise like this, which makes them priceless ~coughs~ there is never any need for the "Either/Or" s***ch or the reminder of the word "Consequences"...which of course they wouldn't have forgotten anyway But the either/or s***ch and the word 'consequences' are the fun ones. I think you've got thing the wrong way round
Deleted Member Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, CopperKnob said: But the either/or s***ch and the word 'consequences' are the fun ones. I think you've got thing the wrong way round Oh no...using a subtle blend of psychology and potential spankings it is Ones duty to lure said brat into a position of making the choice ~smiles sweetly~ then waiting to see how close they get to the line before it dawns on them they have been set up..everything is a negotiation until its not? x
Cu**** Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 laughing my nut off here thats a brilliant shopping list...lol
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