CopperKnob Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 SATIRE You find three pieces of glitter neatly placed on your bathroom sink. When you look away, someone magically cleans it up. Brats are famous for their subtle, neat, and considerate pranks, so this is probably your friendly neighbourhood brat. Be sure to thank her with some hair pulling, spanking and icecream Someone has tied sparkly ribbons around your rope at precise one-inch intervals with a note that says, "The cat did it." Listen, if someone tells you the cat did it, it's only rational to assume the cat did it. Stop overthinking things. The coke in your fridge tastes weirdly like soya sauce. A brat would never switch sugary drinks with soya sauce, as The Great Almanac of Brats and Other Totally Innocent Beings clearly says. A glitter bomb exploded from your cereal box. Then your sub jumped out and said, "Suckkkkerrr!" Well, the evidence suggests it was the cat, innit? I'm starting to think you don't understand brats at all. You wake up to find your penis is wearing a ***y tiny hand-knitted beanie and some googly eyes. It's said that The Lesser Shikigami cat is so traumatised by cold penises that it transforms into ectoplasm just looking at them, so there's only one potential culprit here. No, it's not the brat. Jussbequiet. From the corner of your eye, you see an apparition adding bread rolls, pickles, and tomato sauce to your dildo collection. The idea of a brat doing this is so farfetched I can't even. You find a Fetish post called, "How to tell if it was the Cat or the Brat Who Did It" that blames everything on the cat. Does this look like a brat? Okay, so maybe it does, a little, but still.
TheBookCollector Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 LMAO....Cats are so troublesome.
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