Doms Are...

[CopperKnob]

A follow on from the subs are writing...

Dominants are a species of amoeba with an unnatural fascination with buttplugs and counting backwards from 10. Rumour has it that if you hide their toys, they glitch like that white-***ed android from Alien, and if you think you’re getting any icecream or dresses that way, you’re sorely mistaken. That’s why subs all over the world excel at convincing dominants they’re really in charge. White goo isn’t pretty unless it comes from a penis.

Dominants spend most of their time roaming the earth hunting for the next biggest, bestest (in their opinion) buttplug. In fact, a mid buttplug hunt is the perfect opportunity to wrap fairy lights around and bedazzle all the toys. All Doms love sparkly shit and will happily flog a sub for introducing it to their toy drawer FYI.

Sparkles are the central tenet of every successful D/s relationship, especially during icecream shortages.

Contrary to popular belief, Doms are talented at more than just buying buttplugs and picking bedazzles off of floggers. Other talents include;

• Providing spankings

• Pretending to be mean

• Also spankings

• More spankings

• Really, seriously thinking spankings are a punishment

• Sparkling while spanking

Doms are completely convinced that they’re at the top of the evolutionary chain. Instilling this false belief is a real achievement amongst subs, who know exactly which side their butts are buttered. I mean spanked on.

Some say a Dom with a buttplug is easier to bribe into going dress and stilletto shopping, but this is a possible product glitch that no sub would ever exploit. I’m just mentioning it for research reasons. If you do test this theory, my mailing address is...

[Ar****]

🤣🤣🤣 best one yet. You are my new favourite writer (I'm not pretending I mightn't be a bit fickle though). Thank you, sincerely.

[BigPolly]

😂😂
I’m ducking down on this one & watching from afar as all the comments come in 😂😂

[CopperKnob]

19 minutes ago, BigPolly said:

😂😂
I’m ducking down on this one & watching from afar as all the comments come in 😂😂

I'm bracing myself 😂😂

[Deleted Member]

~tuts and shakes head~ Another one? Someone is having brat frenzy and needs a time out.

[CopperKnob]

1 minute ago, TheScribe said:

~tuts and shakes head~ Another one? Someone is having brat frenzy and needs a time out.

It hurts because it's true, I write the truth and nothing but the truth

[Deleted Member]

Just now, CopperKnob said:

It hurts because it's true, I write the truth and nothing but the truth

There are three kinds of truth. Your truth, their truth, and the truth you both agree you can live with. This doesn't come close on any of those levels  it is just a fishing expedition to see who bites..its witty, and funny in some places...but like all brat-motivated offerings its an attention thing..

[Deleted Member]

That is, after having had Karen, up for discussion. Greatly written 😂

[Leisa]

🤣🤣🤣brats everywhere are rejoicing this week. Clapping their hands to see what new means you’ve come up with to trump the Dom. Even bratty Doms as gritting their teeth waiting for the next installment of bratting 1001. You’ve managed to out brat some of the best brats. For me bratting is about fun and you’ve had fun these past few days. Well done. Now I’m going to sit back with me edible gold glitter and watch the fur fly.

[Deleted Member]

This wasn't my favorite of the satirical musings, but to be fair... I do like to shop for the largest butt plugs in the world.

[softrayne]

12 hours ago, TheScribe said:

~tuts and shakes head~ Another one? Someone is having brat frenzy and needs a time out.

See!!! I'm not the only one with a passion for glitter!!!!!

[StickyTrickster]

On 9/25/2021 at 10:53 PM, CopperKnob said:

All Doms love sparkly shit

1 hour ago, softrayne said:

See!!! I'm not the only one with a passion for glitter!!!!!

Completely agree.  Indeed I have specially created a mat out of glitter glued onto paper to ensure no brat of mine would ever have to kneel directly on the floor...  Part of me does worry the texture is a bit like sandpaper but style over comfort right?