Being a Real Submissive

[CopperKnob]

Use submissive language

A submissive who finds delight in her subservience lets it seep into everything she does and says. She always remembers her place. Instead of saying "screw you and the toy you rode in on," she says, "screw you and the toy you rode in on sir. The day I let you put that thing in my ass will be the day I let you eat my icecream sir."

Explain your needs clearly and honesty

A communicative submissive is a true submissive, so sharing your intentions and struggles is, indeed, a submissive act. For example, "If you don't buy me that dress immediately, I’ll spank rainbows into your ass, sir.”

Choose safe words that are meaningful to you personally. If you have a bad memory, use a movie line instead

Someone with a submissive heart keeps her Dom safe by keeping herself safe. If you're too forgetful to remember the traffic light system, "Here's looking at you, kid," is an excellent safe word, but a deferential submissive always goes the extra mile. For that reason, choose safe words that your Dominant will delight in such as, “You look like the kind of boy who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, sir."

Be willing to work through disagreements

Some say that deference is as quiet as a whisper, but we believe that communicating your discomfort is a truly submissive act. Try: “Don't you dare come anywhere near me with that hook. What do I look like? A Christmas tree decoration? No, I am not. What do you know? You’re just a dude who sucks golf balls out of garden hoses sir.”

Share life lessons with your Dominant

It's untrue that Doms are all-knowing, so it's important to share life lessons with your master, especially late at night. Example: “The most important lesson I learned today is that sirs who sleep with their eyes shut are at risk of being hung on Christmas trees by their own anal hooks, SIR"

Respect your Dominant at all times

By using enough lube before inserting the anal hook.

Remember that spite will get you nowhere

But running like hell definitely will.

[Deleted Member]

I enjoy your writings :)

[Sophie58]

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[BigPolly]

😂 Brilliant. I have less reason to duck down from the comments on this one….not even for that anal hook 😂

[Leisa]

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[baldkate]

One thing. I don't have a Master. I'm never adressing a Sir. I'm owned by a Mistress and she knows it all. She does all the thinking for me. She nuses me and I love it.