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This little bit of fun was passed my way, so I thought I'd share. 

 

You have £5 to build your ideal partner… 
1. Beautiful £3
2. Funny £1
3. Smart £1
4. Great in bed £2
5. Faithful £3
6. Wealthy £3
7. Tall £1
8. Great body £2
9. Romantic £2
10. Great at housework £2

🤔🤔🤔

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Inflation a, I remember when it was a mars bar and a couple of B&H, and a packet of crisps for nudity...
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Personally I went with:

smart, funny, great in bed and I'll keep the change to treat her after fucking her senseless.

😁

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Just now, quietlysure said:

Inflation a, I remember when it was a mars bar and a couple of B&H, and a packet of crisps for nudity...

What can I say, have you seen the price of Freddos these days? 

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31 minutes ago, Psuedom said:

This little bit of fun was passed my way, so I thought I'd share. 

 

You have £5 to build your ideal partner… 
1. Beautiful £3
2. Funny £1
3. Smart £1
4. Great in bed £2
5. Faithful £3
6. Wealthy £3
7. Tall £1
8. Great body £2
9. Romantic £2
10. Great at housework £2

🤔🤔🤔

1. Beautiful.  £3. 

2. Funny. £1. 

3. Smart £1.

5. Faithful  £3.

9. Romantic £2. 

 

£10 aint bad. 

 

*rummages in pocket

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How so

I can afford tenner for a decent man. I say beautiful cus i need brown eyes. And a decent personality.. both make them beautiful. A quid each eye and a quid for the personality. 

Dont be a cheap skate

Glasgowdom1991
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For me so long as there faithful that's the biggest thing for me
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15 minutes ago, JenniferTP said:

How so

I can afford tenner for a decent man. I say beautiful cus i need brown eyes. And a decent personality.. both make them beautiful. A quid each eye and a quid for the personality. 

Dont be a cheap skate

🤣🤣🤣

Sod it, want me to give you another tenner so you can go all out? 

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2,3,4 and £1 left for aftercare chocolate......!😉🙏
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1 hour ago, Psuedom said:

Personally I went with:

smart, funny, great in bed and I'll keep the change to treat her after fucking her senseless.

😁

 

11 minutes ago, BountyHunter said:

2,3,4 and £1 left for aftercare chocolate......!😉🙏

Snap. 😂

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25 minutes ago, Psuedom said:

🤣🤣🤣

Sod it, want me to give you another tenner so you can go all out? 

Gimme another tenner il expect a man who can cook. 

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4 minutes ago, JenniferTP said:

Gimme another tenner il expect a man who can cook. 

I can give you that for free... I was expecting at least a fiver to be spent on meat and two veg anyway. 🤭

Glasgowdom1991
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I still find it odd that so many men can't cook i was taught as a kid by my gran
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14 minutes ago, Psuedom said:

I can give you that for free... I was expecting at least a fiver to be spent on meat and two veg anyway. 🤭

Youre insufferable 

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Only really after 5 and will use the other £2 for lube, etc. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No wonder nobody can afford me. I'm doomed I tell ya! Doomed!

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Funny, smart and faithful. I am interpreting faithful as honest as I'm non-monogamous. That'll do me!
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