Porn made real: Pizza Delivery

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"Hi, is that Ron's Pizza Place? I've heard really good reviews about your...'special deliveries'. I'm reaaaaally starving, I need something to 'fill me up' right now!"

-Well have you read our menu? It's pretty LONG."

"I need as much thick sausage as possible. I need to wrap my lips around a MEAT FEAST!"

"And how BIG do you want the crust?"

"Oh I always want it DEEP!"

"Well that'll be fine. Would you like anything else ma'am?"

"Just be sure that it's extra cheesy!"

"Oh yes ma'am, we'll have that to you as fast as we can"

Half an hour later...

Surgeon: "This man has **4th degree burns** on his penis. The cheese was so hot it actually forged with his foreskin and burned it away into a cheesy gooey penis mess. Why do would somebody willingly shove their penis through a piping hot pizza?? This world doesn't make sense anymore!

Oh well. Start the amputation..."