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PJ****

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Posted
  4 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Oh, is that what the youngsters are calling themselves these days

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I've decided to identify as 32 now so.. I'm older than you! Have some respect! 🧐😂

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Posted
  1 hour ago, CopperKnob said:

Only if you can do the chasse?

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I'll chasse you all the way there and back again...now where did I leave that fluttery eyelash emoji 🤔🤣

ge****

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Posted
  2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I thought I was going on the yacht with you all? Am I too young?

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Your name was first on the list...fret not - I'll even let you wear my Captain's hat at that jaunty angle I like right before I take you up where you belong 🤣😂

CopperKnob

CopperKnob

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  2 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Your name was first on the list...fret not - I'll even let you wear my Captain's hat at that jaunty angle I like right before I take you up where you belong 🤣😂

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"Gemini, I'm flying"

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Posted
  2 hours ago, PJ3000 said:

Hmmm.. that depends, maybe 😉

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Oh! Now there are conditions!? 🤔

*feels a spot of brattiness coming on ...

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  11 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Oh! Now there are conditions!? 🤔

*feels a spot of brattiness coming on ...

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*removes belt to combat said brattiness 🧐 there are always conditions 😜😁

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Posted
  23 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

*removes belt to combat said brattiness 🧐 there are always conditions 😜😁

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*raises eyebrow and crosses arms ...

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ge****

Posted
  1 hour ago, CopperKnob said:

"Gemini, I'm flying"

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Best we don't take that ship...but before we move on come down and see this nice car I have below decks 🤭😁

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ge****

Posted
  3 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

*raises eyebrow and crosses arms ...

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Do you two want to double date? Copper and I are docey-doeing, chasse-ing, flying and then steaming up windows of an old car 🤣😂

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  5 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

*raises eyebrow and crosses arms ...

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Fine! Taking the lasagne away! 😜

ge****

ge****

Posted
  3 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Fine! Taking the lasagne away! 😜

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Is that because it's pasta its best? *badoom tish* 🤪😜🤣😂

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  4 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Do you two want to double date? Copper and I are docey-doeing, chasse-ing, flying and then steaming up windows of an old car 🤣😂

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😂😂 I'm in!

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  1 minute ago, gemini_man said:

Is that because it's pasta its best? *badoom tish* 🤪😜🤣😂

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That is a tortellini awful pun 😶😂

ge****

ge****

Posted
  5 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

That is a tortellini awful pun 😶😂

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I re-fusilli to accept that it was that bad but I didn't have agnolotti time to come up with it 🤣😂

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  6 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

I re-fusilli to accept that it was that bad but I didn't have agnolotti time to come up with it 🤣😂

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Ok ok I cannelloni lie.. it was quite good.. I can see I'm not the ravi-only...😶... person who enjoys a good pun 😂😂

ge****

ge****

Posted
  12 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Ok ok I cannelloni lie.. it was quite good.. I can see I'm not the ravi-only...😶... person who enjoys a good pun 😂😂

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I don't want to sound pici but you can only stretch things so farfalle but I'm a bigoli fan of a penne...I mean pun 🤣😂

CopperKnob

CopperKnob

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  36 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Best we don't take that ship...but before we move on come down and see this nice car I have below decks 🤭😁

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Is this an Essex car though? Are it's rims white and does it come with it's own handbag?

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Uhm wait, I'm not poly? Do we youngsters not respect limits these days?

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Just responding to the invite 🤷‍♂️😜 best talk to Jack.. ahem..I mean Gemini.. it's his Yacht, he makes the rules.. I'm just here to spank ass and chew gum 😶😂

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ge****

Posted
  4 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Is this an Essex car though? Are it's rims white and does it come with it's own handbag?

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I'm not going anywhere near white rims sounds rude - but yes, handbag, furry dice and a strip across the windscreen that reads CopperKnob on one side and Gemini Man on the other

ge****

ge****

Posted
  3 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Just responding to the invite 🤷‍♂️😜 best talk to Jack.. ahem..I mean Gemini.. it's his Yacht, he makes the rules.. I'm just here to spank ass and chew gum 😶😂

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When I said you were the spanker...I was talking about the sail not some kind of *** inflicting 🤣😂

CopperKnob

CopperKnob

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  3 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

I'm not going anywhere near white rims sounds rude - but yes, handbag, furry dice and a strip across the windscreen that reads CopperKnob on one side and Gemini Man on the other

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They're probably white from too much bleaching. I'm really hoping it's a Citroen 2CV

PJ****

PJ****

Posted
  2 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

When I said you were the spanker...I was talking about the sail not some kind of *** inflicting 🤣😂

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Oh... oh well... I am marginally less excited about coming aboard now.. definitely not sharing my lasagne now 😂

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