All I Want For Xmas...Is A Sly, Sneaky, Sadist

[Pa****]

Ah well i have some ideas on what to do with them candles

[CopperKnob]

5 hours ago, gemini_man said:

We do but I bet this is the first time your knees have been blamed 😂🤣

And now my blind eye, I have a new excuse to add 🤣

[PJ****]

13 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

And now my blind eye, I have a new excuse to add 🤣

Bit young to be falling apart aren't you? 😉

[ge****]

15 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

And now my blind eye, I have a new excuse to add 🤣

Just pretend you're a pirate - eye patch, wooden leg say "Aaaarrrrrr" a lot and stick a parrot on your shoulder...no-one will notice 🤣😂

[PJ****]

5 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Just pretend you're a pirate - eye patch, wooden leg say "Aaaarrrrrr" a lot and stick a parrot on your shoulder...no-one will notice 🤣😂

😂😂 I bet you could find a sub that has a parrot play fetish you could use

[CopperKnob]

3 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

😂😂 I bet you could find a sub that has a parrot play fetish you could use

Well now, now I come to think about it, I've always had a thing for birds, good call Gemini

[ge****]

1 minute ago, CopperKnob said:

Well now, now I come to think about it, I've always had a thing for birds, good call Gemini

But it says "Straight" on your profile *badoom tish*

Yeah yeah I know...off to the 70s I go!! 🤣😂