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Things you can say during a traffic jam & during sex?


Malliemmm

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I hope I have enough gas left in the tank to get there
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If you back up a bit, ill just squeeze it in 🤣
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I'm in a hurry. My wife is waiting for me at home.
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So you didn't see that "Do not Enter" sign back there? 😂
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Ffs it’s always busy here this time of day.
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"I can't pull out, it's too tight of a squeeze!"
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This is going to take a while..
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Maybe we would be quicker if you changed positions less. Or more. Who knows.
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Maybe I should get behind that dump truck
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I'm so jealous of how those motorcyclists can just ride the edge the whole way
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That rider fit into such tight spaces
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You idiot! You gotta indicate your intention first! Or you could cause an accident.
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Baby I love how aggressive you are when your behind the wheel.
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Calm down. It's not a race. We'll get there when we get there.
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Cant get going??....Ok, Open her up, I ll have a look ......🤣🫣🫣
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.........Did you put the right juice in her???😄
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