What 5 non kink things would people be shocked to find out about you.

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1) I’m an ex fighter who at 41 still has all his real teeth AND never had a cavity.
2) I spent two hours once knee deep in the ocean at 3am nursing a beached baby shark back to life
3) I was homeless at 12 and by 17 I had my first kid and first apartment
4)I have an irrational *** of werewolves
5) I tattooed a smilie face on the side of my testicles one night because I was bored, had access to a machine and thought it would be a funny way to pull my balls out in public.. I wasn’t wrong. More mid 20’s dudes have seen my balls at the bar in the past 5 years than I think all my partners combined