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Sometimes not having a topic is a good thing, and going off on tangents can be fun 🤪

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they can - though I think context is important :) 

I feel I've been a little guilty in contributing to things going a little bit too off-topic at times which I probably shouldn't do. 

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That's why I thought I'd post this, where anyone can come and join in, and if subject changes it's ok, I know there's chatrooms but here I feel only those interested will enter

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As soon it goes off topic I am bit like disrespectful for the op! Unless the op didn’t reply or not bother anymore then he/she lost the ownership. 
i did like the de-railing on the Canadian young lad thought with pizza talk 😂😂

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It’s good to show that after all bdsm is also fun and include sense of humour ! 
i remember working hard on a sub when she fart during a squiring session 😂😂

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On 12/29/2019 at 1:35 PM, FabSeverus said:

It’s good to show that after all bdsm is also fun and include sense of humour ! 
i remember working hard on a sub when she fart during a squiring session 😂😂

I do hope that was with your permission 🤣😂

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33 minutes ago, quietlysure said:

I do hope that was with your permission 🤣😂

No and she did get punished for it 😈

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On 12/29/2019 at 8:50 AM, quietlysure said:

Sometimes not having a topic is a good thing, and going off on tangents can be fun 🤪

No Topic.   

(A poem about nothing in particular).

 

The alarm this morning did not sound,

I did not stay in bed,

I did not go down to breakfast

And I did not toast my bread.

 

I did not pour my breakfast tea

And did not feed the cat,

The news was of no interest

So I did not look at that.

 

I did not think to leave the house

As weather wasn't sunny,

So back to bed I did not trot,

(It wasn't very funny!)

 

I don't suppose you're wondering

What did not become of me!

Well - "Nothing's " not the answer there -

No topic there, you see.

 

S. T. Natal.

 

Quote

 

 

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Whilst we are on the NON subject................. a little ditty by 'John Cooper Clarke'

 

Something is but nothing
Something it is not
Nil plus nil is nothing
Nothings what I got
Nothing on the tele
Nothing going on
Nothing to get worked up about
Nothing by the ton
Nothing times a million
Nothing minus ten
Don't say nothing to no one
It's nothing to do with them
Come all the way from nowhere
And now I'm nowhere else
Where nothing is out of place
No one lives
And nothing smells
Talking to no one
It's like talking to the wall
I give you what I get
I give you bugger all

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkfRZ6rG2LE

 

Dont thank me, it was.........

 

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Another John Cooper Clark... i love this one!

I Married a Monster from Outer Space.

The milky way she walks around
All feet firmly off the ground
Two worlds collide, two worlds collide
Here comes the future bride
Gimme a lift to the lunar base
I wanna marry a monster from outer space

I fell in love with an alien being
[She had a head as big as a TV screen]
Whose skin was jelly, whose teeth were green
[A glutinous complexion with a day-glow sheen]
She had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare
Feet like water-wings, purple hair
I was over the moon, I asked her back to my place
And then I married the monster from outer space

The days were numbered, the nights were spent
In a rent-free furnished oxygen tent
Where a cyborg chef served up moonbeams
Done super-rapid on a laser beam
I needed nutrition to keep up the pace
When I married the monster from outer space

But when we went walking tentacle in hand
You could sense that the earthlings would not understand
They'd go nudge nudge when we got on the bus
Saying "It's extra-terrestial, not like us;
And it's bad enough with another race,
But fuck me... a monster! from outer space?"

In this kind of atmosphere love went lame
She took a flare to from where she came
I read all the papers, looked up the stars
"Uranus is active and so is Mars"
My horoscope was horrible, told me to my face -
Avoid monsters from outer space

In a cybernetic fit of rage
She ***ed off to another age
She lives in 1999
With her new boyfriend, a blob of slime
Each time I see a translucent face
I remember Errrrxxzztt from outer space.

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I really don’t understand people who come to the mountain and smoke 🤷‍♂️😂 

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I was going to go off on a tangent, but I digress...

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14 hours ago, LazyPiratesBounty said:

Depends what they smoke.

Cigarette 🤷‍♂️ 
fresh air and natural beauty but they can’t help themselves and wait for few hours before poisoning their lungs 😂😂

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10 hours ago, Fredddy said:

I was going to go off on a tangent, but I digress...

I guess you are a smoker.... 

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