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Dr Seuss Book. (No illustration)


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Yes I'd eat ham and green eggs but I'd rather dine between your legs.

I’d settle in and spend the day then we'd fuck that day away.

I’d pinch your nipples on a train.

I would fuck you in a plane.

I would fuck you in the grass.

I would spank your naughty ass.

I would sit you on a rock

And make you suck your Daddys cock.

I’d finger you beneath a steeple.

I'd invite some other people.

We'd fill your pussy up completely.

You would take it oh so sweetly.

Then I'd kiss your pretty head and take your slutty ass to bed.

We'd get a good night's rest and then I’d do it all over again.
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Hm, I don't think the use of coordinating conjunctions to join clauses fits the spirit of the source material.
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This is hilarious 😆! Love it 😊
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