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I am Lynn well educated articulate secretary type like to take her hair down at night thoughtful we'll seek your best interests will tell you when you're wrong back you when you're right I seek strong minds and hands to Lead Me I am a blonde I like all sorts of activities I'm a student of life your interests are my interests from hanging out doing nothing to hiking biking travel I'm interested in any and all things from Kitchen quickies to midnight marathons I like to be tied up and controlled in the midst of Passions like sexual asphxia mostly I like people who know what they want and are not afraid to go out and do it I don't suffer fools gladly or wises sadly. i also speak gibberish and nonsense! Hey another thing I'm actually looking for a human being male female male female female male male male female couple odd straight even even space aliens will do I have a personality type that fits into any culture I took some personality tests and guess what my type of personality is like two to four percent in this nation for hyper creativity and by age four my kind they say was planning to write books poetry in particular and that's what I have published are we hardwired or not anyway have you got a good heart a good soul good manners and a lot of action and adventure or not action and blase Ness and I'm your girl actually the doc say I'm an androgen which means I have a nearly perfect left and right brain hemispheric activity going on in my Noggin so I am my own male I am my own female and I have my own saying which is the best of both worlds Without The either so I'm kind of like solitary as an oyster is Charles Dickens would say in A Christmas Carol but I get lonely I crave intellectual stimuli and fun and brain dead isms and all sorts of stuff so you're interested in my interests I like to learn I'm an educator everybody has a love language right so my love language is to share information and fellowship and hanging out doing nothing making peanut butter cookies writing midnight dervish dribble and whatnot so let's sit on the floor Friday night spread a blanket watch an old black and white movie and snuggle and I like to be controlled I make a good Lieutenant too yes I am a bit ditzy I'm spaced out and blonde so lead the way if you got the gumption if you're a willy-nilly no good if you're an idiot I won't have nothing to do with you because those type of people are energy suckers there are vampires that suck *** they are energy vampires to suck all sorts of energy out of you things thoughts Goods power space whatever so beware come rescue me I'm Marooned in a hick town out in the middle of Western Nebraska population 900 and the people here are thick and dense I I grew up near Chicago so I'm used to culture or the Kung Fu coach for 40 years trying to be an English professor so I'm a very literal and creative if you hang out with me I'll tell you my name you can look at my books on Amazon they'll scare you I use them for litmus tests and tell people to go look at a book and they never write back see people are shallow they're afraid of differentiation they like generic stuff that is just plain Dumb-o. I also discovered that being shy was just a stupid waste of time for the shy one and they miss out on life so I speak my mind I'm the fastest dumbass in the West actually the slowest I'm kind of slow-witted but I'm like a bulldog once I understand I hang on anyway feel free to ask me anything you would like I do a lot of editing so your questions will not surprise me I will bet you they're pretty standard because our educational system trains people to be skulls of numb you take care folks watch your souls there are soul vampires out there that'll steal you away who you are and what you have

I want a partner willing to be submissive, play the victim. Willing to accept aphyxia related sex involving pillow suffocation, strangulation, hanging and deadplay. Yes, I am deviant as hell.

I'm a SwM (Single White Male) / Born on 10 Sept., 1972 / Reside alone in a clean, & roomy 1-bedroom apt. on the 400-block of E. King Street Lancaster, PA 17602, with no pets, or kids, & I've never been married. I've never been diagnosed with any deadly STDs, & I'm not into having multiple partners; you can feel safe, knowing that, about me. I am monogamous. Make sure you are, as well.

I'm both very easy to talk to, & to deal
with, & are D&D-free, & neither smoke, do illicit ***, nor drink. I am
a Christian, & do not believe in, nor shall I accept a 1-night stand,
or some basic, so-called 'platonic' relationship. I seek a long term
relationship with a SwF pref. from PA, 25-50, who drives or who understands how to use pub. transp., as I do.

Musts

You must be an independent lady, and who can also stomach an independent, monogamous
& a creative man, who is in touch with his feelings.
You must be emotionally stable, meaning... no unprovoked explosive nastiness, or I will hastily abandon what's left of our relationship. Period.
You will either drive, own a bike of some kind, or know how to utilize public transport, & you will be both willing & able to depart your residence to actively travel to my location--or to anyplace which you and I determine to meet at, to participate in a long-term relationship.
You must have a kind attitude, & have a good sense of humor.
No begging me for $. I'm retired, & I'm no walking bank, so...
...don't ask.
You MUST be a permanent res., of the US. I am not now, nor have I ever been the least bit suited to any long-dist. relat. You will be a permanent, legal citizen of the USA, or I shall not oblige to participate in any romantic relationship, with you.

I have much to offer, in terms of being emotionally stable, very polite, & have very
good cooking skills, plus I happen to be very good with my hands.
I'm a creator, & love to create. It's both a blessing to me, & a gift.
I also greatly enjoy a whimsical sense of humor, & love to make others laugh
through impersonations, & a quick wit.

I cannot stand rude, grossly obnoxious, socially-retarded women, nor shall I settle for some woman who tries to bully me into some type of a so-called 'platonic' relationship. I'm neither suited to, nor shall I ever be comfortable accepting ANY type of a so-called platonic, 'just buddies'
arrangement. End of story. I'm a man with the feelings of one, and that will be respected, just as you expect you & your feelings to be respected, in that same way.

I'm polyamorous and in an open marriage. My wife has been disabled for 7 years now and sex hasn't been an option. Thanks to a vast history of trauma and *** I am hypersexual and always horny and it really can affect my personality. I live in Potosi in the SEMO area of the US and I just can't find anyone. On this app or others. Dead or inactive accounts, no replies, ghosted mid conversation is the limit of my interaction. Like not to sound shallow but I need to get laid, I need to go on dates, I need to be flirted with and connected to. All of those things a lot of people find easy I'm not experiencing. Just me and the ghosts. I would love for some ladies to see this and decide to come check me out. I guarantee you'll at least think I'm nice and sweet and other past relationships have given me high marks across the board. Throw ol' Hastur'sHellion a bone here and help him feel rewarded for taking care of his sick family for 8 years and sacrificing sex and companionship for nearly all of it. Good and noble efforts should be fucked like a rockstar once and a while shouldn't they. It'll get you some good karma at least.

Deadass just want someone to come over and smoke(i'll even smoke you up if your good😉), then once were baked let me use your thighs as earmuffs while you play with my hair and mumble my name into a pillow 🤷‍♂️whats so wrong with that

Picture it. It's the dead of night and we're up long past our bedtime and under moon with a chorus of crickets, I strip you down to begin tying for you an elaborate harness of silky rope. Beautiful and bound, I close the collar around your throat, tight enough for you to remember it's there once the gag and blindfold are in place. That's the last thing you'll see before I begin cleverly attaching vibrators over sensitive parts like your nipples and clit.

So decorated, the eggs sit still as I throw a trench coat over you and lead you silently to the car. You'll hear the start of the engine and feel the motion as we glide over the road to the park. I'll lead you out of the car and cast off your trench coat; your beauty and vulnerability will be exposed but for the shroud of night and an audience of stars. You'll feel the chill of the night wind and not long after the intensity of the vibrators.

While you're wrapped up in the lascivious licks of the night, I'll lead you down the garden path into the depths of the park as you give way to waves of orgasms. Once safe in the deepest part of the park, I tie you bent over in doggy and personally proceed to get into your deepest parts.

Are you tired of being an an adult? Want to go back to the summer vacations of high school with no stress? Want to know that whatever happens wether it be a ticket, rent, car payments or something in the mail it’s handled? Want to know your only job after waking up is being cute and having fun?

I see you smiling 😃

Do you dislike going into stores by yourself or perhaps get confused by too many options? I can fix this all for you and help you achieve your dreams and make you feel better about yourself.

Be careful you might just fall in love.

Do your kids need mentoring? Do you? Tired of paying rent or waiting for your deadbeat boyfriend to be what he keeps promising or you thought he’d be? Tired of trying to fix him and ready to start living for you?

Drug addicts need not apply, UNLESS you want help with cleaning up. If you have a handle on it and only use occasionally that is fine if it’s scheduled (for example you only do x,y,z when on vacation or once a month,etc)

Hope to hear from you 😃

What I want:

A long term connection - someone I can help mold into the woman she wants to be. I am already done with me so I need a new project. Someone cute, sweet,fun, with a big heart that I’m happy to see every time. Someone that every time I look at them and smile snd say “you sure are pretty”. Someone that makes me laugh. Someone that is tired of being the responsible one. Someone who doesn’t require pounds of makeup to go out.

Be somewhat local please. You’d have to work really hard for me to wire you *** or fly you in. Who knows maybe someone is that amazing but if you are far away you better be amazing before hitting me up.

Good looking single successful guy looking for chubby older woman has foot fetish I have a bad habit of falling asleep with my work boots on looking for a woman that does not think twice about taking off for men shoes and socks aggressively boldly without asking or saying anything. I will resist, but if u wanted them off bad enough, I’m sure u find a way. Very FootShy, soft smooth sexy & very ticklish. Got desocked a lot growing up and hated it. Then i teased women that wanted me barefoot, made them suk & swallow. Stand up zip up run out. No feet for them he he. Timid & asking permission leaves you with no feet. Be supper aggressive immediately. The more u win, the more I fall in love. Looks rank dead last, women obsessed with my feet win my heart

I am interested in limp fetish and girls playing dead i am looking for someone that can role play or do short stories for my kink

Ok ever since 'Sun. 3/2/2008' when I was personally deliberately wrongly fully 'medically certified as dead' personal this always mere 'male-Submissive' has been searching for a true 'female-Dominatrix' who's really looking to take things to new both true lengths-&-desires for all who's concerned-or-involved ok?..

looking for anyone interested in any of the above fetishes, although I’m mainly interested in eproctophilia~ fart fetish. So basically looking for any girl with a stinky ass & deadly gas hehe

I get off on beautiful insults.
Intelligence turns me on more than a penis.
I want to be genuinely adored.
Kissing is underrated.
I'm a bit of a music snob.
I love beards.
*** romance is dead and not a part of the fetish community.

Just checking in to see if this place is more alive or still dead.

I am seeking one single male or female German & English speaking preferred for online play ONLY. Must have experience and be able to follow out instructions and meet deadlines for tasks, assignments and projects etc as well being comfortable with sending video clips.

Please read my profile write up very carefully for more info.

Though I am intelligent, creative, with have good personal values, I have always had extreme sexual needs, and from a rather early age. It appears I get more perverted as I get older...

To satisfy me would be a great service, but I need a girl who needs very perverted and even taboo sexual use. But if you can also enjoy life with me otherwise, so much the better.

Nothing dangerous or deadly, nor that would destroy lives.

I am open to talking without expectations, but I am surely very serious and uninterested in cybersex. I can possibly relocate to you, depending on where you live. I am a creative intellectual and a technical professional, as well as being amusingly eccentric.

I would like to meet a pierced, tattooed , submissive woman to hook up with before xmas

PLEASE ONLY MESSAGE ME IF

• YOU HAVE READ AND COMPREHENDED MY ENTIRE PROFILE
• YOU LIVE LESS THAN AN HOUR FROM THE LANCASTERMANHEIM AREA
• YOU ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 32 AND 52
• YOU ARE NOT ATTACHED IN ANY OTHER WAY
• NO CHILDREN OR CHILDREN HAVE FLOWN THE COUP

• YOU HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE, CAR, MEANS OF INCOME, PLACE TO RESIDE
  (I am merely looking for someone with, at the very least, the same amount of adult responsibility that I have. I cannot believe that I have to request this, but the amount of people, my age and older that have none of those is astounding.)
  
  My tag line is pretty much how I wish to live my life, and is also a quote from one of my favorite movies.
  
  I have been involved within this lifestyle for all of my adult life about 20 years of experiences and as always, the journey has led me down many paths, and it is always ever changing.
  
  Im smart enough to know what I want and need, and open minded enough to know that I still have much to learn.
  
  I have become jaded with the lifestyle over my years of involvement, and perhaps I do have a bit of a chip on my shoulder.
  
  While I may identify as submissive on the lifestyle spectrum, it does not mean that I am this way with random internet strangers. Take the time to talk to me, show interest in wanting to know me, and the rest will follow.
  
  I am only seeking long term situations. I would, for the right match, make of them the axis that my world spins upon.
  
  I have been on the submissive end of the spectrum for the majority of my involvement in the lifestyle. Some of my happiest times were when I was involved in a 247live insubmissivegirlfriendwife.
  
  I have also experimented, and found a fondness, for the top end of the spectrum for situational play. This is usually just for play or fun. For me, it can almost be described as being a service top.
  
  For me, the lifestyle is so much more than the physical. For me the mental and connection is more important than the physical.
  
  I am NOT motivated or focused on sex and physical play. If you are only here to get your rocks off, please, just pass me by.
  
  On the physicalkink side of things, the activities I enjoy, in time with someone, range from flogging, cell popping, sensation play, orgasm , deep thuddy play, and especially on the top side - tease and denial.
  
  For non-kink interests...
  I am a taphophile at heart and am genuinely intrigued by, obsessed with, addicted to, have a strong appreciation and respect for etc. all things regarding taphophilia, death, dead things, mourning, grieving, cemeteries, etc. These interests CAN and DO filter over into my kink life in varying degrees. Always happy to talk more in private about them.
  
  I do have hobbies (addictions), inlcuding WoW (TaphNoir1200), horror movies, industrial and metal music, bellydancing (to industrial and metal music), reading, coloring, enjoying nature, crocheting, playing various boardcard games and am a VERY casual Magic The Gathering player.
  
  I have a strange sense of humor, use sarcasm as my second language and am a shining example of an introvert.
  
  Im also a hobbyist artist, mainly ting various whimsical things on stone, with a focus on dragon eyes.
  
  I am lightly tattooed, and have small gauges in both of my ears as well as a daith piercing.
  
  Yes, I am pale, chubby, freckled, crazy fuzzy chemo-hair regrowth, I have scars, I have health ailments, I have physical limitations for bondage, and am nowhere near the most gorgeous thing youll see. In saying these things I wish to get the physically focused, all about the look people out of the way.
  
  I also have a few health ailments including Diabetes, Intracranial Hypertension, and am currently in remission from Ovarian Cancer as of 3419.
  
  I am looking for a legit connection with someone for something long term and lasting.
  
  I have NO interest in hookups, merely play partners, etc.
  
  I look forward to any sincere messages.

New to all of this also Looking for some 9ne to show me the ropes as wellLooking to explore role play as in mom son and brother still fairly new to this and would love to find a Dom or mom to guide me thru this and I can't wait to actually start so in short looking for older woman and younger woman to I guess share or im still not sure

Hi there any women acceptable to the idea of being in a loving cuck relationship? Pleade let me know thanks no time wasters please as im deadly seroous so nif your not dont bother have a good day x

If not, that's totally fine.

I'm looking for a partner or mentor that can match my intelligence and intensity to explore my d/s interests with. I'm open to short or long term, and not opposed to anything that I know of yet.

Ideally someone that lives in the city, is cool af, super smart and drop dead gorgeous. Or just fun to hangout with.