"Leave the vanilla, I'll just have the sprinkles..."
Ich bin einfach nur ein lieber Kerl mit bösen Fantasien...
Jep, I kind of get the feel of it being rap lyrics, the way it's written.
Nice Style. Might even be material to start a book of short stories...
Well formulated. Just a remark, isn't it a good general recommendation for life as well? You can never really work out your own issues on the expenses of others, let alone minors. That's always weakness. And intelligent people will always see it as that.