I am looking for a woman who is open minded and open and willing to try out my fetishes with me I’m a virgin and I am 38 years old and never had sex period and I am looking to lose my virginity I am desperate and I am looking to lose my virginity involving my two fetishes I am looking for someone who has one or more large intact male dog and involve him or them with me and my woman and I am also looking for a woman who is interested or open to jack me off with Swiss cheese slices or a block of Swiss cheese and then have her jack me off with the Swiss cheese until I cum on it and then have her wrap Swiss cheese slices around my cock and then suck my cock with the Swiss cheese slices still wrapped around my cock and I would love to have her eat the Swiss cheese that I came on and I also like it if she would jack me off with a Swiss cheese sub sandwich with Swiss cheese slices and miracle whip or mayonnaise and turkey or ham or salami with lettuce tomato onion pickles and oil and vinegar sub sandwich dressing and it’s gotta have to be a large sub sandwich biggest possible and not cut in half and have her jack me off with my cock in the sub sandwich and then have her eat it off my cock until I cum in the sub sandwich and then watch her eat it and then have her lick the miracle whip or mayonnaise off my cock thats left over from her jacking me off with the sub sandwich and also I am only wanting to have it done with Swiss cheese no other cheeses Swiss cheese only no white American cheese or anything like that real deli Swiss cheese only and sandwich has to have Swiss cheese slices on it I won’t do it with any cheese other than Swiss cheese men okay too if you want looking for male intact dog owners large dogs only please I know my fetishes are kinda weird and taboo but I’m hoping that I will find someone who wants to do it I can’t host and I don’t drive and I don’t any *** due to a very very low income I have food stamps but I’m going to need condoms provided to me I’m open minded myself and I will try whatever you can’t knock it until you try it is what I always say

Kinky Date18 to 45 years ● 10km around USA Nottingham

Classic and stylish 1965 model looking for new owner, all original, genuine parts and no modifications

57 miles on the clock, fair few passengers

Sumptuous yet exciting ride

Seats recline at the touch of a button, getting them back up takes longer nowadays

Horn as standard, still loud and proud

Prefers the harsher slap of a mechanical car wash yet still waxed regularly

Spare tyres as standard

Recharges well, however if you have no power to give, meh

Accelerates rapidly when turned on

Can handle a rough ride and dangerous corners

Manual vs automatic

Very smart car but prefers touch access to phone connection

Prefers a comfortable garage to the drive or road side

Steering needs a firm hand on tight corners

Huge boot

Rarely s and starts first time, however likes a little applied

A few careless owners but self generates effectively. Reasonable ***t work, a few dents and scratches, doesn’t need touching up, fine as is, unless you fancy a touch up that is

No undiagnosed mechanical issues

Log book is English, south coast to be precise, please make sure yours is approximate

I am the main ride, if you are a multiple owner/collector, don't put in an offer

Doesn’t mind you riding in the odd taxi or flashy sports model as long as you come back to old faithful

NOT offering taxi rides to other owners nor smokers

Doesn’t do side of the road pick ups, nor offer test drives

Service history has been well stamped and must be kept up with regular maintenance and care, leather work requires regular creaming, polishing and a good working in, this takes time and love, both necessary

Looking for trips to various places, kink and vanilla destinations preferred, however as this model hasn't been driven in a while, a few events have been planned

Although regularly cleaned, prone to cat and dog hairs, so allergens are present

Awesome sumptuous body work

Needs a musical to be playing to sing along to, loudly

Sat nav often gets stubborn and may need reminding

Can provide papers and MOT

You'll feel the necessary vibrations with current suspension

Regular exhaust cleaning, so back firing is negotiable

Understands traffic lights well

Fan (of) belt standard

Engine still firing on all cylinders though battery needs replenishing from time to time so preference given to quality rides that recharge

Convertible, top still looks good down

Oil changed regularly, chassis greased and lubed as required, however dries up quicker ya know

Some slack in the rack and pinion, steering is FIRM in response however

Headlights are always on

Bareback leather available to a good owner

Long term owner preferred

Must pass the basic reading test (the above) to apply

Ps I am not the driver I am a submissive and cuckquean and my owner criteria (prospective owner clearly) is on my profile.

Kinky Date40 to 65 years ● 115km around UK Lancing

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