NSA ● 23 to 75 years ● 25km around USA Dorchester

Hello, my name is Professor Harry P. Enis but my friends call me "Hap". The majority of my life has been dedicated to the study of Genitology, particularly the interactions between the male fleshy appendage commonly referred to as the penis, and the exquisitely designed, awe inspiring female orifice surrounded by labial folds known as the vagina. After many years of extensive research and exhaustive experimentation, the evidence would seem to indicate that by strategically inserting the former into the latter, one can create heightened sensations of extreme pleasure and euphoria, resulting in an explosive discharge of seminal fluid and vaginal secretions. However, the data is not all in. Therefore, as a personal sacrifice, I am donating my own fleshy appendage in the interest of science and need volunteers. Anyone possessing a vagina is strongly encouraged to contact our organization, the Founders Of Respected National Institutes Concerning Adult Training Exercises or our University chapter, Campus Organization to Prepare Undergraduates for Life And The Essentials. All volunteers will be treated with the utmost dignity and respect in what promises to be a very fulfilling experience. All of us here at F.O.R.N.I.C.A.T.E. and C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. are firmly committed to understanding every facet of this phenomenon and will work tirelessly until everyone is fully satisfied with the results. Thank you for your consideration.

P.S. Pics of said vaginas and/or their owners are welcome but not mandatory.

Ok, that was for fun. Now for the REAL ad:
I am married but, for various reasons, I have no plans on changing that any time soon. Therefore, I am extremely careful, clean, and discreet. I am also a very thoughtful, considerate man with a creative sense of humor. I am simply looking for a safe and sane, intelligent woman or couple who want to have some fun sexy times without any other drama. If this sounds appealing to you, then please send a message and let's talk.

NSA ● 21 to 99 years ● 100km around USA Long Beach

I am Lynn well educated articulate secretary type like to take her hair down at night thoughtful we'll seek your best interests will tell you when you're wrong back you when you're right I seek strong minds and hands to Lead Me I am a blonde I like all sorts of activities I'm a student of life your interests are my interests from hanging out doing nothing to hiking biking travel I'm interested in any and all things from Kitchen quickies to midnight marathons I like to be tied up and controlled in the midst of Passions like sexual asphxia mostly I like people who know what they want and are not afraid to go out and do it I don't suffer fools gladly or wises sadly. i also speak gibberish and nonsense! Hey another thing I'm actually looking for a human being male female male female female male male male female couple odd straight even even space aliens will do I have a personality type that fits into any culture I took some personality tests and guess what my type of personality is like two to four percent in this nation for hyper creativity and by age four my kind they say was planning to write books poetry in particular and that's what I have published are we hardwired or not anyway have you got a good heart a good soul good manners and a lot of action and adventure or not action and blase Ness and I'm your girl actually the doc say I'm an androgen which means I have a nearly perfect left and right brain hemispheric activity going on in my Noggin so I am my own male I am my own female and I have my own saying which is the best of both worlds Without The either so I'm kind of like solitary as an oyster is Charles Dickens would say in A Christmas Carol but I get lonely I crave intellectual stimuli and fun and brain dead isms and all sorts of stuff so you're interested in my interests I like to learn I'm an educator everybody has a love language right so my love language is to share information and fellowship and hanging out doing nothing making peanut butter cookies writing midnight dervish dribble and whatnot so let's sit on the floor Friday night spread a blanket watch an old black and white movie and snuggle and I like to be controlled I make a good Lieutenant too yes I am a bit ditzy I'm spaced out and blonde so lead the way if you got the gumption if you're a willy-nilly no good if you're an idiot I won't have nothing to do with you because those type of people are energy suckers there are vampires that suck *** they are energy vampires to suck all sorts of energy out of you things thoughts Goods power space whatever so beware come rescue me I'm Marooned in a hick town out in the middle of Western Nebraska population 900 and the people here are thick and dense I I grew up near Chicago so I'm used to culture or the Kung Fu coach for 40 years trying to be an English professor so I'm a very literal and creative if you hang out with me I'll tell you my name you can look at my books on Amazon they'll scare you I use them for litmus tests and tell people to go look at a book and they never write back see people are shallow they're afraid of differentiation they like generic stuff that is just plain Dumb-o. I also discovered that being shy was just a stupid waste of time for the shy one and they miss out on life so I speak my mind I'm the fastest dumbass in the West actually the slowest I'm kind of slow-witted but I'm like a bulldog once I understand I hang on anyway feel free to ask me anything you would like I do a lot of editing so your questions will not surprise me I will bet you they're pretty standard because our educational system trains people to be skulls of numb you take care folks watch your souls there are soul vampires out there that'll steal you away who you are and what you have

BDSM Play Partner ● 35 to 80 years ● 10km around USA Morrill
Kinky Date ● 18 to 55 years ● 100km around Canada MontrΓ©al

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