Kinky women in Orsay

4 Kinky women in Orsay

Hello, I have been exploring my kinky side for some years but still have a lot to discover. Ask me anything, let's talk :) Since some questions repeat, I added answers to most burning ones below to spare us all precious time needed for kinky activities and other marvelous explorations of fellow creatures. Let's talk something cheerful, meaningful, inspiring and provocative instead... P.S. Please take it with a pinch of salt, these are mostly jokes. P.P.S. Every joke has a little bit of a ... yes, joke FAQ/Comments/Suggestions 1. What are you looking for in here? First of all, I like to meet like minded people and get to know the community. Then we shall see... 2. Tell me what you like! I will tell you what I like and some more intimate details when I feel comfortable but not as a response to the first, second or even third question :) 3. What are you doing (right now)? [super popular question for some reason] ... Rhetoric 4. You said I can ask you anything. Yes, I did but I did not promise to answer everything 5. Boring Even more than you think! 6. From your profile picture you look more like a dom. Are we supposed to fit a certain idea of how dom/sub should look like? But this is a good point. I replaced my dom-looking image with a simple drawing and hopefully it won't be misinterpreted. 7. Oh la la ... I do not fit your definitions... I don't know what am I doing here... oh la la 8. Show me your eyes Are you sure? Once you see them you cannot unsee them 9. What's your fantasy? Oui... tout de suite... alors (too many) 10. Hey/Hello/Bonjour/Bonsoir Hey/Hello/Bonjour/Bonsoir 11. Can I see your photos/could you send me your photos? Thanks for asking but I don't distribute my photos here 12. What turns you on? Straight to the point! Nice try though But just for you: brain turns me on. Can you make me laugh? 13. What do you look like? Nothing special, really. 14. Is it really D? Ooopppsss. Probably it's E. Especially considering the local standards. And no, it's not fun at all. Bra shopping is a nightmare (and costs a fortune) and well. Just drop it, OK? 15. Tell me your real age. I want transparency! Sure you do. But unless we are getting married, you don't need to know my age. Neither my financial record, passport details, and *** type. 16. What do you mean you don't want to talk about sex? This is a sex app! ... No comment 17. How about deep throating? It feels great! I am sure it does. Too bad I am not a men to share this sentiment. 18. This profile is fake! Oooo-kay! Maybe it is, maybe my life is, it's matrix, isn't it? 19. What are you looking for? (yes, I know, #1) - I am looking for love - Bah.... I don't think you find it here (Where should I go? To the supermarket?) 20. We need this one, right? But I did not decided which one is the winner for number 20! Found a winner! Ready for it? - Are you a virgin? ... Yes, I know. Still cannot quite figure out whether I should take it as a compliment, insult, reprimand or a mockery. Could be all in one. But following my usual pattern I take this one as a compliment.

Hello, I have been exploring my kinky side for some years but still have a lot to discover. Ask me anything, let's talk :) Since some questions repeat, I added answers to most burning ones below to spare us all precious time needed for kinky activities and other marvelous explorations of fellow creatures. Let's talk something cheerful, meaningful, inspiring and provocative instead... P.S. Please take it with a pinch of salt, these are mostly jokes. P.P.S. Every joke has a little bit of a ... yes, joke FAQ/Comments/Suggestions 1. What are you looking for in here? First of all, I like to meet like minded people and get to know the community. Then we shall see... 2. Tell me what you like! I will tell you what I like and some more intimate details when I feel comfortable but not as a response to the first, second or even third question :) 3. What are you doing (right now)? [super popular question for some reason] ... Rhetoric 4. You said I can ask you anything. Yes, I did but I did not promise to answer everything 5. Boring Even more than you think! 6. From your profile picture you look more like a dom. Are we supposed to fit a certain idea of how dom/sub should look like? But this is a good point. I replaced my dom-looking image with a simple drawing and hopefully it won't be misinterpreted. 7. Oh la la ... I do not fit your definitions... I don't know what am I doing here... oh la la 8. Show me your eyes Are you sure? Once you see them you cannot unsee them 9. What's your fantasy? Oui... tout de suite... alors (too many) 10. Hey/Hello/Bonjour/Bonsoir Hey/Hello/Bonjour/Bonsoir 11. Can I see your photos/could you send me your photos? Thanks for asking but I don't distribute my photos here 12. What turns you on? Straight to the point! Nice try though But just for you: brain turns me on. Can you make me laugh? 13. What do you look like? Nothing special, really. 14. Is it really D? Ooopppsss. Probably it's E. Especially considering the local standards. And no, it's not fun at all. Bra shopping is a nightmare (and costs a fortune) and well. Just drop it, OK? 15. Tell me your real age. I want transparency! Sure you do. But unless we are getting married, you don't need to know my age. Neither my financial record, passport details, and *** type. 16. What do you mean you don't want to talk about sex? This is a sex app! ... No comment 17. How about deep throating? It feels great! I am sure it does. Too bad I am not a men to share this sentiment. 18. This profile is fake! Oooo-kay! Maybe it is, maybe my life is, it's matrix, isn't it? 19. What are you looking for? (yes, I know, #1) - I am looking for love - Bah.... I don't think you find it here (Where should I go? To the supermarket?) 20. We need this one, right? But I did not decided which one is the winner for number 20! Found a winner! Ready for it? - Are you a virgin? ... Yes, I know. Still cannot quite figure out whether I should take it as a compliment, insult, reprimand or a mockery. Could be all in one. But following my usual pattern I take this one as a compliment.