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Again let’s try to make this app more fun locally. What’s your worst hook up date?

Mine: I met a girl online who was visiting for work and she invited me over to her hotel in Santa Cruz. So I drove up the mountain in the pouring rain in my 40 yo rear wheel drive car with no heat. (Very risky due to hydroplaning) I got there no problem hotel was very nice and everything looked legit. I found her room and knocked on the door. She opened it and was very stunning for a random hook up. I walked inside and took my jacket off and got comfortable. She was sitting on the bed so went over and sat next to her. We talked for four or five minutes and then as soon as I leaned in for a kiss, she backed off and told me she couldn’t go through with it because she just got out of a long-term relationship and was having second guesses. Then she took me across the street for a complementary slice of pizza and I had to drive home with just a memory and blue balls 😂
You could’ve been catfish you could’ve been robbed. You could’ve been rejected by her, not opening the door
Just trying to hear some good stories and liven this app up alil bit. Yes It wasn’t supposed to be very serious. Yes it could have gone a lot worse.
Meet somebody said I got her pregnant after I told her I had a vasectomy 13years Pryor
That’s my worst one a nightmare
DNA test clearing me 😳🤯

Once I hooked up with a guy who briefly talked with me about spitting in each other's mouth. I figured it may happen once or twice, but he just kept spitting in my mouth, on me etc. I had to tell him to stop several times. Then we got taco bell after and on the way, he sang/screamed loudly/badly to every song he played. He stayed the night since the drive back was long and the next morning he got up to go see his daughter. Before leaving, he read to me about the reproductive system of lizards and then a little excerpt from the Bible. He spit on/in me so much I got a uti. He also left the toilet seat up. Then he wanted me to drive to him to do it again 🤣 nope.
Dame sucks when you give people an inch and they give you a mile. yea my ex fwb liked spitting on her and in her mouth. But I never took it that far I would only do 2 or 3 times if your in to it.
Hmm thank you for not ***ing her? That seems an unfortunate evening but so far from the worst I can’t even give this thread it’s due respect. Sorry.
I matched with this girl, we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone everyday for about a week to get to know each other. The 4th of July was around the corner so we decided to meet in person for the first time, watch the fireworks and chill afterwards. That first week that we spent talking on the phone, I started playing a game with her. She would always giggle after she said something smart/cute, so I told her that I'm going to tally up every time that she does that cute little giggle and when I see her I'm going to grab her by her neck and kiss her in her mouth. After a week of talking, she was well into the 70's, so I have 70 plus occasions that I needed to grab her, push her into the wall, tongue her down, or do something else nasty to her... And the twist was that it HAD to be in public, and it doesn't count unless someone else sees it. Grabbing, biting, licking, squeezing, spanking, and some more shit was going on every chance that I got, it was fun and I could tell she was into having strangers look at us funny while I bite her ass while in line at the 7 eleven or sit her on the counter and caress her while we order at Chick-fil-A. Once we get back to my apartment, I'm ready to do everything to this woman and she's not going to try to stop me. I walk her to her car at 7:00 am and I'm feeling like the man because her hair is all over her head and she's walking like newborn Bambi. This all happened on day one. Three or four more days pass and we see each other every day, she usually pulls up to my spot around 11:30 and leaves at 7:00 am to go home for her ***age kids. (She doesn't have a set work schedule because she owns a house cleaning company and usually does contract work). One day, I'm with her and my 17 year old son sends me a text. He says that he's hanging out with his aunt/my younger ***, and sends me the selfie that they took together. I show her the pic, like "that's my boy and my little ***". She's like "oh, shit... I know your ***". I really had to dig to get clarity about the situation but long-story short... My little *** has a child with a deadbeat guy. This deadbeat guy left my *** for another woman... That woman was her. This woman is still in a relationship with this deadbeat and she has been cheating on him with me. It was fun while it lasted but, I don't shit that close to my house, so I stopped fucking with her. She got offended because I thought it was weird that I was having sex with my ex-brother-in-law's girlfriend. ( I'm not that thirsty). She cry's, buys me flowers, sits outside of my building, calls me nonstop, and starts to annoy me. This goes on for about a week. Once she finally gave up, she decided to tell her deadbeat boyfriend about her and I. This clown pulls up to my neighborhood with his homeboy and they have guns. I wasn't about to walk outside and catch a bullet while trying to tell my side of the story. I had to buy my own protection and watch my back for the next couple of months, until my lease was up. I was planning on moving anyway, so when I relocated I could relax a bit. I'm sure this clown has cooled down by now, since it's been a year or so, but I got so used to carrying that I feel naked without it.
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Met a girl from tinder had fun with her met her again to have fun a couple months later and while playing her husband comes home eith a kid and we get caught didn't even know she had anyone told.me she was single madness.
Drove 3 hours one way to fuck this guy's wife. Supposed to meet both of them in the Walmart parking lot. Only the hubby shows up. Tells me to leave my cell phone in my car and jump in his truck and he will take me back to their place. I'm like "fuck no! Not only do you want me to leave my mode or transportation to go with you to who knows where. But you also want me to leave my only means of calling for help? ". He tries to convince me it's just to ensure their discretion. I'm about to leave and begin my 3 hour drive back home when he calls his wife, puts her on speaker and she tells him to let me follow him in my car and I can just park down the street from their place.

So I follow him for about 25 minutes, and the whole time my inner voice is telling me to bail. But I don't. We get to their place and he leads me to their bedroom where I discover that there are at least 8 cameras, all pointing towards the bed. I'm like wtf! He tries to explain it away by saying he has a crackhead *** who steals shit and MOST of them are just decoys anyway. So I reply, "why so many in your bedroom? Is your bed made of gold?"

Then I say, "well if they're all decoys then it doesn't matter if we just turn them the other way". He seems a bit upset when I begin turning them around but doesn't stop me. He grabs one and throws it in the closet and shuts it. So now that I'm a bit more comfortable, his wife and I begin to fool around. Don't know exactly how long we had been at it, but I notice he had slowly worked his was around the room and was now begining to move into a position behind me where I couldn't see him. So I look behind me and catch him turning a camera back around. Then I look towards the closet and notice it's cracked open and I can see a red light flashing. So I say, "that's it! I'm fucking done. This is ridiculous! You know, if you had asked me if I would mind being filmed I would have probably let you. Just not from 20 different angles. I'm fucking out of here!"
  3 hours ago, BRaZY_Official1 said:
I matched with this girl, we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone everyday for about a week to get to know each other. The 4th of July was around the corner so we decided to meet in person for the first time, watch the fireworks and chill afterwards. That first week that we spent talking on the phone, I started playing a game with her. She would always giggle after she said something smart/cute, so I told her that I'm going to tally up every time that she does that cute little giggle and when I see her I'm going to grab her by her neck and kiss her in her mouth. After a week of talking, she was well into the 70's, so I have 70 plus occasions that I needed to grab her, push her into the wall, tongue her down, or do something else nasty to her... And the twist was that it HAD to be in public, and it doesn't count unless someone else sees it. Grabbing, biting, licking, squeezing, spanking, and some more shit was going on every chance that I got, it was fun and I could tell she was into having strangers look at us funny while I bite her ass while in line at the 7 eleven or sit her on the counter and caress her while we order at Chick-fil-A. Once we get back to my apartment, I'm ready to do everything to this woman and she's not going to try to stop me. I walk her to her car at 7:00 am and I'm feeling like the man because her hair is all over her head and she's walking like newborn Bambi. This all happened on day one. Three or four more days pass and we see each other every day, she usually pulls up to my spot around 11:30 and leaves at 7:00 am to go home for her ***age kids. (She doesn't have a set work schedule because she owns a house cleaning company and usually does contract work). One day, I'm with her and my 17 year old son sends me a text. He says that he's hanging out with his aunt/my younger ***, and sends me the selfie that they took together. I show her the pic, like "that's my boy and my little ***". She's like "oh, shit... I know your ***". I really had to dig to get clarity about the situation but long-story short... My little *** has a child with a deadbeat guy. This deadbeat guy left my *** for another woman... That woman was her. This woman is still in a relationship with this deadbeat and she has been cheating on him with me. It was fun while it lasted but, I don't shit that close to my house, so I stopped fucking with her. She got offended because I thought it was weird that I was having sex with my ex-brother-in-law's girlfriend. ( I'm not that thirsty). She cry's, buys me flowers, sits outside of my building, calls me nonstop, and starts to annoy me. This goes on for about a week. Once she finally gave up, she decided to tell her deadbeat boyfriend about her and I. This clown pulls up to my neighborhood with his homeboy and they have guns. I wasn't about to walk outside and catch a bullet while trying to tell my side of the story. I had to buy my own protection and watch my back for the next couple of months, until my lease was up. I was planning on moving anyway, so when I relocated I could relax a bit. I'm sure this clown has cooled down by now, since it's been a year or so, but I got so used to carrying that I feel naked without it.
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Yikes!! I probably would have written a note explaining the reality (since she probably skewed it heavily) and left it for them somehow. Hard one to call the police on since it's obvious that she would have told some lie about you and if she had any marks or pictures you'd have been skrooood! Thanks for the share!

  4 hours ago, BRaZY_Official1 said:
I matched with this girl, we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone everyday for about a week to get to know each other. The 4th of July was around the corner so we decided to meet in person for the first time, watch the fireworks and chill afterwards. That first week that we spent talking on the phone, I started playing a game with her. She would always giggle after she said something smart/cute, so I told her that I'm going to tally up every time that she does that cute little giggle and when I see her I'm going to grab her by her neck and kiss her in her mouth. After a week of talking, she was well into the 70's, so I have 70 plus occasions that I needed to grab her, push her into the wall, tongue her down, or do something else nasty to her... And the twist was that it HAD to be in public, and it doesn't count unless someone else sees it. Grabbing, biting, licking, squeezing, spanking, and some more shit was going on every chance that I got, it was fun and I could tell she was into having strangers look at us funny while I bite her ass while in line at the 7 eleven or sit her on the counter and caress her while we order at Chick-fil-A. Once we get back to my apartment, I'm ready to do everything to this woman and she's not going to try to stop me. I walk her to her car at 7:00 am and I'm feeling like the man because her hair is all over her head and she's walking like newborn Bambi. This all happened on day one. Three or four more days pass and we see each other every day, she usually pulls up to my spot around 11:30 and leaves at 7:00 am to go home for her ***age kids. (She doesn't have a set work schedule because she owns a house cleaning company and usually does contract work). One day, I'm with her and my 17 year old son sends me a text. He says that he's hanging out with his aunt/my younger ***, and sends me the selfie that they took together. I show her the pic, like "that's my boy and my little ***". She's like "oh, shit... I know your ***". I really had to dig to get clarity about the situation but long-story short... My little *** has a child with a deadbeat guy. This deadbeat guy left my *** for another woman... That woman was her. This woman is still in a relationship with this deadbeat and she has been cheating on him with me. It was fun while it lasted but, I don't shit that close to my house, so I stopped fucking with her. She got offended because I thought it was weird that I was having sex with my ex-brother-in-law's girlfriend. ( I'm not that thirsty). She cry's, buys me flowers, sits outside of my building, calls me nonstop, and starts to annoy me. This goes on for about a week. Once she finally gave up, she decided to tell her deadbeat boyfriend about her and I. This clown pulls up to my neighborhood with his homeboy and they have guns. I wasn't about to walk outside and catch a bullet while trying to tell my side of the story. I had to buy my own protection and watch my back for the next couple of months, until my lease was up. I was planning on moving anyway, so when I relocated I could relax a bit. I'm sure this clown has cooled down by now, since it's been a year or so, but I got so used to carrying that I feel naked without it.
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We have a winner 😅

I meet this girl in a cam site. We got along and talk/play online for about 6 months. We talked everyday and she was desperate to meet and have sex with me since she did not have sex with her husband in about a year. After all this time we managed to have a first date where we hung around, had lunch and ended up licking her pussy in the back seat of my car for just a few minutes but she did not let me do it longer, not even go further.
After a couple months later we managed to have a second date but this time we booked a hotel room with a big mirror on the ceiling. It was so hot. We finally undressed, started giving each other massage then moved to oral sex. I licked her, she sucked me... We kept doing this for about an hour and after that time, while she was sucking me I came. All of a sudden she was so ***ed.
- Why did you cum??? I need to fuck you! I really need to feel your cock!!
I told her this was not the end at all, so I proceeded to give her oral sex while my cock got hard again.
But she kept screaming at me while eating her pussy. Not even caring about it and not even close to make her cum since she was just yelling while at it.
- Why have you done that?? I need to fuck damn it!! All this time and I'm not going to feel a hard cock!!
I must say I'm a guy that gets hard so easily. Always. But not this time. I could not handle all that yelling and she could not even stop doing it. So after one hour more like that, we got dressed and left.
What it was supposed to be a very good afternoon became a nightmare since she even kept yelling at me while the 1h driving driving home.
We have never seen each other again even though she texted me a little ago that I owed her an orgasm and had to give it to her.
I'm not sure if I want to go through this again...
I don't know how asking people about their __worst hookup__ is going to "...liven this app up..." when the answer to that is usually going to be some kind of trauma. Mine is the reason I no longer do NSA, casual, or hookups *especially* for anything kinky.

I think for "worst" we're going to get a big difference here between men and women

men will be like "she didn't look like her picture" or "she said no" or "I couldn't get hard" - and womens, will be... well... "I said no and he didn't accept it" 

Hate to be the one to tell you, but she wasn’t interested in what she saw in person and made something up to let you down lightly. The fact this was your “worst date” says a lot…
  1 hour ago, OkayByeTho said:
Hate to be the one to tell you, but she wasn’t interested in what she saw in person and made something up to let you down lightly. The fact this was your “worst date” says a lot…
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Given all the details he gave us about his crap car, and the weather, I had the same thought! My worst dates are never "she declined" but more "she tried to steal my kidney"

I went on a date and it was a catfish. The guy looked sorta familiar - it was his dad! He’s legit stolen his son’s identity and then didn’t like being told no…🙄
  19 hours ago, NexumSange said:
Hmm thank you for not ***ing her? That seems an unfortunate evening but so far from the worst I can’t even give this thread it’s due respect. Sorry.
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Are you kidding? He drove all that way, in a really old car, in a monsoon and left with blue balls!

  50 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Are you kidding? He drove all that way, in a really old car, in a monsoon and left with blue balls!

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Right?! The *worst*!!! He is clearly scarred for life from that damage.

On vacation in Japan I had a ons with a beautiful woman, but she would not leave and turned it into a scissoring marathon. When she finally left at 5:30am and I got a chance to sleep there was an earthquake and everyone had to evacuate to the lobby for 3 hours 😴
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