Dickarama……

[PixieDust]

One dick, two dick

Red dick, blue dick

Some are wide, some are long

Some just need their own theme song

The dick deluge is here my friends

Time to do the dick warp again

The number is huge, I cannot lie

My eyes have been left very dry

A simple would you like a pic? would be nice

But no, I am drowned in dick allspice

Another crop to add to the unrequested pile

It’s a shame I couldn’t run a mile

Slapped in my face without a care

I’m surprised I still have my hair

Oh wait, was I meant to rate it?

Or perhaps be infatuated?

I could dress it up and make it less vile

Draw googly eyes and give it a cheesy smile

Maybe I need to play pin the dick on the Dick

A party game, now that’s the trick  

I could make it into a cut-out crocodile

and watch it swim awhile

I can seriously make jokes for days

However, sending me unsolicited pics is not ok!

Fellas find some class

and learn the art of how to ask

The reception might be a little better

If you learnt your dick is not an opening getter!!!......

[ma****]

What a queen!

[Od****]

The fact that someone took the time to write that tells you all you need to know about have men conduct themselves online.

[ha****]

Beautiful pixie

[se****]

I've just recently became single and holy shit these dudes out here are a fucking joke

[Babygirl87-3842]

Love this 🤣.

[jf****]

 oh thank you somebody said it unsolicited dick pics… women don’t want them. I mean, unless they tell you yes don’t send it. Smh 😑

[jf****]

Don’t need one liners you don’t need anything just be a good person and I’ve met a lot of people on here and yeah, I talk to them like normal people… obviously some with the other dynamics, but it’s stated and known… yeah decency has gone a lot of people unfortunately… I mean, I’m hoping for the best but 🤷‍♂️ I can’t read the future 😂

[mo****]

Some have knots and some wear thongs
Some are rubber and real long

[ja****]

Sorry, can't help that all my pics are Dick pics. It's just what happens when your name is Dick 🤷

[He****]

that is gold, I laughed so much, even though it's a serious subject, but you nailed that

[No****]

You’re my favorite human! Love this.

[an****]

Outstanding Pixie. Made my day 😁 Thank you. I hope all is well with you♥️

[hu****]

That was awesome 👍

[ch****]

"Dick allspice" got i had to pause and laugh

[Va****]

This was awesome and well written.
I call this fatherless behavior because their dad clearly never showed them how to talk to women.

[Mz****]

You have a way with words!!! Love it!

[DJ****]

Love this!

[po****]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Byron]

  13 hours ago, jackson275240 said:

Sorry, can't help that all my pics are Dick pics. It's just what happens when your name is Dick 🤷

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You come off more of a Richard.

[po****]

Richard Cranium?

[Ju****]

Next birthday party were playing pin the balls on the dick

[Ma****]

🤣🤣🤣

[Pu****]

Omg this is great!!! I have a photo album of dicks or screenshots of crude opening messages. Lol

So my adhd won't just let me block them and move on, I have to reply back. Most the time I tell thanks for letting me know your an unsafe male that doesn't understand consent and I don't feel like being ***d again. Then I wait for a reply back before blocking them so I know they read the message. Lol

[Do****]

I think the thought process is, 'Oooh a lady, must show my cock.'