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Hi,

My partner has recently expressed an interest in having me name his penis to show it belongs solely to me. I am absolutely awful at trying to name things. I just always seem to blank. So I was wondering if anyone might have any suggestions about names or ways in which I can brainstorm some. I have already tried " toy" and that doesn't seem quite right. In addition, this would not be for the purposes of small penis ***. This is just a means to show ownership.

For something more personalized, I was thinking something in the realm of him always being horny and ready to go but I'm having trouble finding a word that would fit. Otherwise general suggestions or tips would be appreciated as well. 

Much thanks, 

Jinx

Posted

Dave, James, Arthur, big Bob??? Just call it "mine"

"Let me play with what's mine"

"Give me mine"

"Get mine ready for me"

"Lock mine up"

"Mine will be bound and ***d tonight"

I like it!! Good luck with choosing

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Firewitch said:

Dave, James, Arthur, big Bob??? Just call it "mine"

"Let me play with what's mine"

"Give me mine"

"Get mine ready for me"

"Lock mine up"

"Mine will be bound and ***d tonight"

I like it!! Good luck with choosing

🔥🔥🔥

Oh interesting! Thank you for the suggestion. I would not of thought of this so that is very helpful!

Vandalslut
Posted

Ram...Goat...Pan...Bacchus...the last two are particularly Priapic. Have fun!

Posted

So you’re listed as switch... in this scenario are you top or bottom?

Posted

"Rod" would be fitting 😊

Posted

Brian Fantana: "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

Posted
3 hours ago, little_dark_princess said:

So you’re listed as switch... in this scenario are you top or bottom?

Thanks for asking! I would be the top in the scenario. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Jinxy said:

Thanks for asking! I would be the top in the scenario. 

Isosceles- as in triangle with three points 

Soilder- you being The General 

Thing- The thing, my thing, touch my thing...

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5 hours ago, little_dark_princess said:

Isosceles- as in triangle with three points 

Soilder- you being The General 

Thing- The thing, my thing, touch my thing...

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These are wonderful! I love how out of the box some of these are. 

Posted

Thank you for giving me one of the few chances to quote Monty Python and answer your post. :smiley:

The Penis Song

Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Eric Idle

Posted
19 minutes ago, Thebian said:

Thank you for giving me one of the few chances to quote Monty Python and answer your post. :smiley:

The Penis Song

Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Eric Idle

what is the air philosophy of a bald eagle though?

Posted
17 minutes ago, little_dark_princess said:

what is the air philosophy of a bald eagle though?

Is that in reference to:

Old Man from Scene 24: Stop! WHAT is your name?

King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons!

Old Man from Scene 24: WHAT is your quest?

King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail!

Old Man from Scene 24: WHAT is the airs***d velocity of an unladen swallow?

King Arthur: What do you mean? African or European swallow?

Old Man from Scene 24: I, I don't know that! *gets pulled to the sky and thrown down the Gorge of Eternal Peril*

Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?

King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Monnty Pythons and the Holy Grail

Or is the bald eagle philosophy quote I do not know? :confused:

Posted
5 hours ago, Thebian said:

Or is the bald eagle philosophy quote I do not know? 

😂😂 when you try to remember something you heard once from your dad and it goes wrong 🤣🤣

LeMaitre-1954
Posted

I'm not a philosophical person don't like to go into long explanations. All you need or want to do is make your partner happy and shown ownership. Just call it Jinxy's Torpedo because its always charged and ready to explode, also you've shown ownership by placing your name on it.

Posted
19 hours ago, Thebian said:

Thank you for giving me one of the few chances to quote Monty Python and answer your post. :smiley:

The Penis Song

Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Eric Idle

This is amazing! 😂 Would it be scandalous to admit I’ve never seen Monty Python? I know, I know... what am I doing with my life! 

 

1 hour ago, LeMaitre-1954 said:

I'm not a philosophical person don't like to go into long explanations. All you need or want to do is make your partner happy and shown ownership. Just call it Jinxy's Torpedo because its always charged and ready to explode, also you've shown ownership by placing your name on it.

Thank you! That’s a great point. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Jinxy said:

This is amazing! 😂 Would it be scandalous to admit I’ve never seen Monty Python? I know, I know... what am I doing with my life! 

You soooo have some catch up to do on Youtube. 

Posted

What is your name? What is your quest? What is the average air s***d velocity of an unladen swallow? ..

KA: "We have ridin the length of..."

FG: "what, ridin on a horse?"

KA: "YES"..

FG: "You've got two empty halves of coconut and your banging them together.. "

KA: "SO"..

FG: "Where'd you get the coconut?"

KA: "WE FOUND IT"..

FG: "Found it? In Mercia? This is a temperate zone, the coconut is tropical.. "

KA: "The plumber may seek water, the swallow may fly south to seek warmth in winter yet these are not strangers to our land"..

FG: "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

KA: "Not at all.. it could be carried?"

FG: "What a swallow carrying a coconut?"

KA: " It could grip it by the husk"

FG: "It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios.. a 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut "

Lmao.. no, thank you for bringing up Monty Python.. Quest for the Holy Grail is the best movie ever made.

Posted

Hey Jinxy I'm not sure if you can the picture I just added to my profile.. badass Monty Python shirt I found randomly at some little convenient store like a year ago.. best $10 I ever spent

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Posted

To carry on the Monty Python theme, how about Roger?

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BiSlaveBoySub
Posted

Worthless piece of man flesh? I am big on ***....mine!

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