Name Game!

[Deleted Member]

I was titilated thinking about different names for genitalia!

My childish self would love to be indulged with hearing about what you call/ have called/ might call your private bits!!

 

Fire 🔥

[Deleted Member]

Dinkle is always a good one.

[Monicarosegold]

I love the words pussy & punani but sometimes cunt is fun because it makes people flinch or cringe haha

[Deleted Member]

Chuff always makes me laugh. I call mine a pussy or a cunt depending on my mood. Hate it referred to it as a clunge or a fairy. Cringey on 2 different levels.

[Robustlove]

For my own genitalia I have used Schlong, Wang, Baby Maker, Cunt-puncher, Womb-beater and One-Eyed Womb Ferret. Most often I simply use cock as it's slightly more harsh and aggressive sounding than penis and I like the sound of the word. For describing the state of said genitalia we have flaccid, soft-on (some call it a semi), hard-on (non-bendable) or rock-on (supercharged-hard on). For female genitalia it's been Gash, Punani (love that one), Axe-wound, Fish Kebab, Pussy, Foo-Foo (not my idea), Vag, Clunge, Lady Bottom, Front Hole and my go to and absolute favourite for it's aggressive sound and connotation...Cunt.

[Deleted Member]

One eyed womb ferret lol... love it

[Deleted Member]

Years ago, for some reason, a girl friend christened my cock Gimli from Lord of the Rings!? I know it’s the correct anatomical name, but I love the word labia....😈👅😈 X

[SotaZero]

One eye trouser snake, weapon, tool, OMG, WTF, that needs a pussy cover .... Ohhh you want what my bits I have used ummmmm

[Mjj4444]

An ex of mine wanted 2 call my cock princess 🙈🙈 and that's why she's an ex 😂😂😂😂😂

[m8rkym8rk]

Disappointing:)

[Deleted Member]

Percy

[Southerndaddy]

I call my cock the poker

[Pa****]

"Burger" has been a favourite since hearing, plus it is a low calorie replacement for Mc Donald's...who said a diet cannot be kinked too.

[ToakReon]

I saw a evangelical christian discussion about the 'evils' of female masturbation - saying that a girl's fingers are there for the wearing of purety rings, not for 'exploring Satan's cave, or knocking the door-knocker at its entrance'.

Well - that's the vagina and clitoris, I guess!

[3S****]

I like the idea of calling my pussy Satans cave. Nicking that one, tyvm.