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TOP 10 WTF? U.S. SEX LAWS


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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with ***s is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the *** weighs less than 40 pounds.

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This does the rounds a lot - and - it's true some exist as legacy laws that have never been revoked (I mean, hey, in the UK BDSM is illegal - never been revoked) some are myths, lack context, wouldn't be en***d

Mind. The Utah one is interesting in the sense it's a lot more complicated than that - cousins can marry legally at 65, but can at 55 providing they can prove to a judge that one of them can't procreate.

One that's missing though but always a favourite

It's illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas

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The uk criminal law act which amongst other things covers use of *** allows consent as justification for use of ***. SM is more complicated as it can be *** if marks are more than transient. However, by that definition a tattoo could be classified as an *** as the tattooed person consents but the mark is not transient. The reality is so bizarre as to be unbelievable

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🤣🤣🤣wtf, indeed! lol

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Here's one for you

On June 17 2021, Greg Abbott in Texas signed it into law that is now a felony to hire someone else for sex.  Either with you, or with another person.

Effectively criminising making porn in Texas.

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I feel like number 6 is just good manners really.

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Number 6... I really want to know the circumstances that ***d that.

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I wonder how much of this is true

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10 hours ago, SeattleM said:

I wonder how much of this is true

I know most of them are.   But, some of them as I say above lack the full context or are just legacy laws that are not revoked. Or are just not en***able.    You can look each of them up properly for more info on them - there's also a few others.

cautiousswitch
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On 6/17/2021 at 6:51 PM, DaDicktater said:

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

 

Florida is our official WTF state.  It's not just sex laws; a lot of crazy news stories are from Florida.  If you tell me this law was enacted because someone in Florida tried it with a porcupine I would not doubt it.

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Especially no. 6 is interesting. Someone must have been very very proud of himself 😅

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Of course it’s illegal to have sex with a porcupine in Florida

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#1 isn’t true. #6 would definitely ruin the vibe.
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su****
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Damn and I like porcupines
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Wait… we have porcupines in Florida?
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I am guilty of 1. 2. 3.Never been to willowdale. 4. On numerous occasions. 5 yes. 6. Never been to Connorsville. 7. Never been to Harrisburg. 8.no no hell no. The only prick will be mine. 9. Not 65 lol. 10n no way
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