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From The Desk of The Daily Spank Editor-in-Chief

By now many of you will have seen the accusations made by Kink Inc.  We take accusations about our employees and shall be investigating whether T. Amer withheld anything in their application to work with us.  However we would like to stress that multiple independent laboratories have confirmed carbon dating of the Brat Grimoire and that whilst T. Amer is taking part in analysing its contents the reporting of its discovery fell to other members of the news team.  We have no idea what Kink Inc are talking about regarding their training program but with the physical evidence and copies on our side we invite them to name the court room that they wish us to bend them over the bar to spank them with said evidence... 

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I love this we need more of this 🧚🏻🍦

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I'll believe it if someone re-uploads the docu to Youtube with a History channel watermark and it involves ancient aliens....

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