Why I've Concluded There are No Real Men On Fet

[CopperKnob]

  9 minutes ago, Ninepointer said:

All us menbots voted - I lost, and have to take one for the team, have your way with me then.....

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I think you mean you won. Must be a typo 😂

[Deleted Member]

This is so true I've never considered myself real, I'm just a sophisticated AI designed to show disinterest and ghost anyone who finds themselves in my inbox.

(this is beautiful peice of satire, you have all my respect!)

[Ryan1o9]

Well. We don't live anywhere near each other and the scope of our existence together looks extremely grim. But if things were different I'd give you all the time you want

[Deleted Member]

Fabulous, just fabulous. 😂

[Go****]

I've said it before and I will die on this hill: there needs to be a *sarcasm* font.

Also.....HRU, HMU 🤙 😂

[Redefine-Horizons]

I can hear the male impotent rage tears as lube in this sarcasm! Well done.

[CopperKnob]

  13 minutes ago, GoodGirlBetterBrat said:

I've said it before and I will die on this hill: there needs to be a *sarcasm* font.

Also.....HRU, HMU 🤙 😂

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😂😂😂
There does and also a sausage emoji, I was pretty disappointed i couldn't find one

[ge****]

  1 hour ago, CopperKnob said:

Sprinkles if you will, skip the cherry 🤢

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So demanding!! 🤣😂

[ge****]

  22 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

😂😂😂
There does and also a sausage emoji, I was pretty disappointed i couldn't find one

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CK dearest - don't you know that the de rigeur emoji for a todger is the aubergine? How do you ever expect to understand us men if you can't even grasp the basics? 🤷‍♂️😄
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Hmmm..did I just mansplain? 🤣😂

[Vi****]

  2 hours ago, CopperKnob said:

I SHOULD HAVE ADDED, THIS POST IS COMPLETE SATIRE/SARCASM.

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Still it flys over people's heads 🤭

[BadDesires]

Oh no, think of the fairies. Well done on another great post.

[Go****]

  27 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

😂😂😂
There does and also a sausage emoji, I was pretty disappointed i couldn't find one

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Someone is missing a trick somewhere. No sarcasm font, no sausage, and no dedicated bdsm emojis. Poor. Very poor

[so****]

Maybe that's true 3000 miles away wherever you are lol but alas, here in the states it's different. There are real men. Myself being one. We're just extremely outnumbered by the buttholes, unfortunately. But a lot of us feel the exact same way about there not being any "real" women on fet. It goes both ways. Bottom line: the handful of decent people on here, both men AND women, are far, far outnumbered by the riffraff and buttholes lol it's sad but very true. Hang in there 🌹 and good luck. But remember, don't lump us all together, lest we lump all of yall together too👍

[Go****]

Well, the nOtAlLmEn didn't take long.

[CopperKnob]

  14 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

So demanding!! 🤣😂

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Its a 'need' not just a 'want'

[CopperKnob]

  15 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

CK dearest - don't you know that the de rigeur emoji for a todger is the aubergine? How do you ever expect to understand us men if you can't even grasp the basics? 🤷‍♂️😄
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Hmmm..did I just mansplain? 🤣😂

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Well look, all I was really after was a chipolata 🤷‍♀️
And no, mansplaining is when people use really long, intelligent sounding words with plenty of syllables to confuse us. Can you please get it right? 😂

[CopperKnob]

  8 minutes ago, GoodGirlBetterBrat said:

Someone is missing a trick somewhere. No sarcasm font, no sausage, and no dedicated bdsm emojis. Poor. Very poor

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Calling the Fet Mods!! 😂

[CopperKnob]

  6 minutes ago, GoodGirlBetterBrat said:

Well, the nOtAlLmEn didn't take long.

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Buuut, it's not all men!!!
Just the ones that say "not all men"
😂

[Deleted Member]

Quick lads shes on to us! unfreeze one of the real guys!!

[ge****]

  17 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Well look, all I was really after was a chipolata 🤷‍♀️
And no, mansplaining is when people use really long, intelligent sounding words with plenty of syllables to confuse us. Can you please get it right? 😂

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Ah now chipolatas I can do - has a bend in it mind 🤣😂
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Phew to not mansplaining but that does make the assumption that I know long words with lots of syllables 😂🤣

[ge****]

  21 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Its a 'need' not just a 'want'

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That's almost even more demanding 😂🤣

[CopperKnob]

  1 minute ago, gemini_man said:

Ah now chipolatas I can do - has a bend in it mind 🤣😂
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Phew to not mansplaining but that does make the assumption that I know long words with lots of syllables 😂🤣

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How's a bent chipolata going to fit in my roll?

[ge****]

  1 minute ago, CopperKnob said:

How's a bent chipolata going to fit in my roll?

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It's all about the angles don't you know.. 😂🤣

[CopperKnob]

  4 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

It's all about the angles don't you know.. 😂🤣

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How's that for a bucket of salt in my wound?
Did you not read my post? I cAnT GeT A RePlY to My MeSsAgEs
***y sadist!

[gr****]

Lol well you know some of us men are dominant.