Wank Fodder

[CopperKnob]

1 hour ago, PJ3000 said:

Errr... really? 🤔 you're asking me to mansplain? 😂

Meat!! You're talking about meat 🙄🙄🙄🙄 sometimes mansplaining is necessary but if not my mate Google always has my back ☺️
But I'll absolutely retract that statement at some point in the future, the timescale of which I'll determine 🤣

[CopperKnob]

4 minutes ago, Brudicas said:

Well of course cause I can probably speak for a few of us respectful guys.. why keep sending a nice introduction and such when no one replies back so obviously the pervs Sim guys get more of a response 🤔

They typically get blocked though so I don't know how much weight your theory of, sending messages containing graphic porn to those because people don't respond to nice intro messages, holds?

[Lo****]

Have I missed out on possible cake? 
 

Damn this new job interfering with my social media time!

[Ar****]

1 minute ago, Brudicas said:

Well of course cause I can probably speak for a few of us respectful guys.. why keep sending a nice introduction and such when no one replies back so obviously the pervs Sim guys get more of a response 🤔

Ummm, I don't presume to always be a "nice" or respectful guy but I'd hope that most if not all of the intro messages I do send are (and if they aren't, there would have to be an exceptionally good reason for it) and I've had plenty of replies over the years. When I haven't it's often because the messages haven't even been opened or sometimes because the user has left the site - there isn't a lot which can be done about that, no blame to be apportioned there when inboxes sometimes have messages coming in far faster than can be replied to.

The reason I would always still keep sending a nice introduction regardless is because if I didn't then I would not, in fact, be a respectful guy, but a bit of a arse.

[PJ****]

5 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Meat!! You're talking about meat 🙄🙄🙄🙄 sometimes mansplaining is necessary but if not my mate Google always has my back ☺️
But I'll absolutely retract that statement at some point in the future, the timescale of which I'll determine 🤣

I mean, isn't that what us men do... try and get meat into your mouth at all possible opportunities? 🤷‍♂️

On a serious note I thought you were throwing me some sarc haha! I was thinking.. have I ***ed her off some how 🤔😂

[ge****]

7 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Have I missed out on possible cake? 
 

Damn this new job interfering with my social media time!

I saved you some - but given how long I take to meet people it may be a little stale by the time you get it 😂🤣

[CopperKnob]

6 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

I mean, isn't that what us men do... try and get meat into your mouth at all possible opportunities? 🤷‍♂️

On a serious note I thought you were throwing me some sarc haha! I was thinking.. have I ***ed her off some how 🤔😂

No, you'd know if you had. I've a sharp tongue so as a word of warning, be careful where you stick your meat 🤣

[CopperKnob]

@Vic1077 i hope all the comments from everyone has brought a smile back to your face

[PJ****]

14 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Have I missed out on possible cake? 
 

Damn this new job interfering with my social media time!

The current going rate is 6 noodes for a slice, you're not that far from me, I could drop it round today if you like but noodes first!! This ain't no free ride!

[PJ****]

6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

No, you'd know if you had. I've a sharp tongue so as a word of warning, be careful where you stick your meat 🤣

😂 but but.. what if I'm a masochistic? Maybe I like sharply tounged meat? 🤷‍♂️

[Lo****]

12 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

I saved you some - but given how long I take to meet people it may be a little stale by the time you get it 😂🤣

Can you freeze it? Does cake freeze? It might be best to get some ice cream instead.

[Lo****]

6 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

The current going rate is 6 noodes for a slice, you're not that far from me, I could drop it round today if you like but noodes first!! This ain't no free ride!

Are we talking literal noodles or is this some code I’m not privy to?

[ge****]

3 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Can you freeze it? Does cake freeze? It might be best to get some ice cream instead.

Another one for ice cream? At this rate I'll be playing Greensleeves loudly in my car as I drive round local housing estates trying to lure you all out with my offers of a Screwball and a lick of my oyster 🤣😂

[Lo****]

1 minute ago, gemini_man said:

Another one for ice cream? At this rate I'll be playing Greensleeves loudly in my car as I drive round local housing estates trying to lure you all out with my offers of a Screwball and a lick of my oyster 🤣😂

Now that’s an interesting proposition! Mobile kink with a tune to lure folk out of their homes …

[CopperKnob]

10 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Are we talking literal noodles or is this some code I’m not privy to?

So much confusion about food today.
I wish people would communicate better. Though I don't know that i should expect so much it's a kink, I mean sex site afterall 🤣

[CopperKnob]

16 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

😂 but but.. what if I'm a masochistic? Maybe I like sharply tounged meat? 🤷‍♂️

Butt butt? Always with the lewds

[PJ****]

12 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Are we talking literal noodles or is this some code I’m not privy to?

Dont get me wrong, I do like noodles, but I prefer noodes... and cake 😂 blame Jen! Her spelling not mine 😜 I was just here for shits and giggles...not literally though.. at least not the first one 😬

[PJ****]

11 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Another one for ice cream? At this rate I'll be playing Greensleeves loudly in my car as I drive round local housing estates trying to lure you all out with my offers of a Screwball and a lick of my oyster 🤣😂

Theres a definite business idea there!! 😂

[Go****]

38 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

I'll bring extra in Tupperware 😁

Ooof...a guy with tupperware bringing cake? Dammmnn. With a flex like that, You. Are. A. Catch! 

How are you not swimming in noodes, saucy messages and offers to slip your meat into their manholes? 😆

[Deleted Member]

33 minutes ago, Aranhis said:

Ummm, I don't presume to always be a "nice" or respectful guy but I'd hope that most if not all of the intro messages I do send are (and if they aren't, there would have to be an exceptionally good reason for it) and I've had plenty of replies over the years. When I haven't it's often because the messages haven't even been opened or sometimes because the user has left the site - there isn't a lot which can be done about that, no blame to be apportioned there when inboxes sometimes have messages coming in far faster than can be replied to.

The reason I would always still keep sending a nice introduction regardless is because if I didn't then I would not, in fact, be a respectful guy, but a bit of a arse.

And truthfully there are some beautiful sexy women on here but not sure if I would come on here to have a wank-a-thon when I cab get free porn on hundreds of websites lol wasn't that why internet was made for porn lol🤣🤣

[PJ****]

4 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Butt butt? Always with the lewds

Considering where we are... I feel like I shouldn't have to apologise for my lewds😂 also how dare you lewd shame me!!

[CopperKnob]

1 minute ago, PJ3000 said:

Considering where we are... I feel like I shouldn't have to apologise for my lewds😂 also how dare you lewd shame me!!

I apologise, YLINMLBTOK?

[Lo****]

3 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Dont get me wrong, I do like noodles, but I prefer noodes... and cake 😂 blame Jen! Her spelling not mine 😜 I was just here for shits and giggles...not literally though.. at least not the first one 😬

Oh, noodes!!! My bad (I have an exceptional excuse that I won’t bore you with). 6 noodes seems a bit steep for cake. It must be REALLY good cake. Are you sure you won’t accept noodles?

[ge****]

14 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Now that’s an interesting proposition! Mobile kink with a tune to lure folk out of their homes …

But I'm a submissive through and through there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🤔😂

[Lo****]

Just now, gemini_man said:

But I'm a submissive through and through there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🤔😂

Hmmm … you need an I’m-on-my-knees, submissive-type tune rather than a demanding one.