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  1 hour ago, PJ3000 said:

Errr... really? πŸ€” you're asking me to mansplain? πŸ˜‚

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Meat!! You're talking about meat πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ sometimes mansplaining is necessary but if not my mate Google always has my back ☺️
But I'll absolutely retract that statement at some point in the future, the timescale of which I'll determine 🀣

  4 minutes ago, Brudicas said:
Well of course cause I can probably speak for a few of us respectful guys.. why keep sending a nice introduction and such when no one replies back so obviously the pervs Sim guys get more of a response πŸ€”
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They typically get blocked though so I don't know how much weight your theory of, sending messages containing graphic porn to those because people don't respond to nice intro messages, holds?

Have I missed out on possible cake? 
 

Damn this new job interfering with my social media time!

  1 minute ago, Brudicas said:

Well of course cause I can probably speak for a few of us respectful guys.. why keep sending a nice introduction and such when no one replies back so obviously the pervs Sim guys get more of a response πŸ€”

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Ummm, I don't presume to always be a "nice" or respectful guy but I'd hope that most if not all of the intro messages I do send are (and if they aren't, there would have to be an exceptionally good reason for it) and I've had plenty of replies over the years. When I haven't it's often because the messages haven't even been opened or sometimes because the user has left the site - there isn't a lot which can be done about that, no blame to be apportioned there when inboxes sometimes have messages coming in far faster than can be replied to.

The reason I would always still keep sending a nice introduction regardless is because if I didn't then I would not, in fact, be a respectful guy, but a bit of a arse.

  5 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Meat!! You're talking about meat πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ sometimes mansplaining is necessary but if not my mate Google always has my back ☺️
But I'll absolutely retract that statement at some point in the future, the timescale of which I'll determine 🀣

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I mean, isn't that what us men do... try and get meat into your mouth at all possible opportunities? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

On a serious note I thought you were throwing me some sarc haha! I was thinking.. have I ***ed her off some how πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

  7 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Have I missed out on possible cake? 
 

Damn this new job interfering with my social media time!

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I saved you some - but given how long I take to meet people it may be a little stale by the time you get it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  6 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

I mean, isn't that what us men do... try and get meat into your mouth at all possible opportunities? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

On a serious note I thought you were throwing me some sarc haha! I was thinking.. have I ***ed her off some how πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

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No, you'd know if you had. I've a sharp tongue so as a word of warning, be careful where you stick your meat 🀣

  14 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Have I missed out on possible cake? 
 

Damn this new job interfering with my social media time!

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The current going rate is 6 noodes for a slice, you're not that far from me, I could drop it round today if you like but noodes first!! This ain't no free ride!

  6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

No, you'd know if you had. I've a sharp tongue so as a word of warning, be careful where you stick your meat 🀣

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πŸ˜‚ but but.. what if I'm a masochistic? Maybe I like sharply tounged meat? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

  12 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

I saved you some - but given how long I take to meet people it may be a little stale by the time you get it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Can you freeze it? Does cake freeze? It might be best to get some ice cream instead.

  6 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

The current going rate is 6 noodes for a slice, you're not that far from me, I could drop it round today if you like but noodes first!! This ain't no free ride!

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Are we talking literal noodles or is this some code I’m not privy to?

  3 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Can you freeze it? Does cake freeze? It might be best to get some ice cream instead.

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Another one for ice cream? At this rate I'll be playing Greensleeves loudly in my car as I drive round local housing estates trying to lure you all out with my offers of a Screwball and a lick of my oyster πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  1 minute ago, gemini_man said:

Another one for ice cream? At this rate I'll be playing Greensleeves loudly in my car as I drive round local housing estates trying to lure you all out with my offers of a Screwball and a lick of my oyster πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Now that’s an interesting proposition! Mobile kink with a tune to lure folk out of their homes …

  10 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Are we talking literal noodles or is this some code I’m not privy to?

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So much confusion about food today.
I wish people would communicate better. Though I don't know that i should expect so much it's a kink, I mean sex site afterall 🀣

  12 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Are we talking literal noodles or is this some code I’m not privy to?

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Dont get me wrong, I do like noodles, but I prefer noodes... and cake πŸ˜‚ blame Jen! Her spelling not mine 😜 I was just here for shits and giggles...not literally though.. at least not the first one 😬

  11 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Another one for ice cream? At this rate I'll be playing Greensleeves loudly in my car as I drive round local housing estates trying to lure you all out with my offers of a Screwball and a lick of my oyster πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Theres a definite business idea there!! πŸ˜‚

  38 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

I'll bring extra in Tupperware 😁

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Ooof...a guy with tupperware bringing cake? Dammmnn. With a flex like that, You. Are. A. Catch! 

How are you not swimming in noodes, saucy messages and offers to slip your meat into their manholes? πŸ˜†

  33 minutes ago, Aranhis said:

Ummm, I don't presume to always be a "nice" or respectful guy but I'd hope that most if not all of the intro messages I do send are (and if they aren't, there would have to be an exceptionally good reason for it) and I've had plenty of replies over the years. When I haven't it's often because the messages haven't even been opened or sometimes because the user has left the site - there isn't a lot which can be done about that, no blame to be apportioned there when inboxes sometimes have messages coming in far faster than can be replied to.

The reason I would always still keep sending a nice introduction regardless is because if I didn't then I would not, in fact, be a respectful guy, but a bit of a arse.

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And truthfully there are some beautiful sexy women on here but not sure if I would come on here to have a wank-a-thon when I cab get free porn on hundreds of websites lol wasn't that why internet was made for porn lol🀣🀣

  4 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Butt butt? Always with the lewds

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Considering where we are... I feel like I shouldn't have to apologise for my lewdsπŸ˜‚ also how dare you lewd shame me!!

  3 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Dont get me wrong, I do like noodles, but I prefer noodes... and cake πŸ˜‚ blame Jen! Her spelling not mine 😜 I was just here for shits and giggles...not literally though.. at least not the first one 😬

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Oh, noodes!!! My bad (I have an exceptional excuse that I won’t bore you with). 6 noodes seems a bit steep for cake. It must be REALLY good cake. Are you sure you won’t accept noodles?

  14 minutes ago, Lockfairy said:

Now that’s an interesting proposition! Mobile kink with a tune to lure folk out of their homes …

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But I'm a submissive through and through there may be a flaw in my cunning plan πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

  Just now, gemini_man said:

But I'm a submissive through and through there may be a flaw in my cunning plan πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

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Hmmm … you need an I’m-on-my-knees, submissive-type tune rather than a demanding one. 

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