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  1 minute ago, CopperKnob said:

They're probably white from too much bleaching. I'm really hoping it's a Citroen 2CV

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Better than that it's a Morris Marina...much more "Essex" 🤣😂

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  3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

No one wants lasagne? We want icecream and cupcakes?

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Lies! Everyone loves that melted cheese heaven. Besides I have all three 😎🍨🧁🍝

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  2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:
Serious question though, do any of you actually have jobs or are we saying we're too young?
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I work at home.. so I can slack off, talk rubbish, make fake movie posters, dream about pasta and generally do what I please as long as the work gets done 🤷‍♂️😁 I am also young.. super young.. like.. waaaaay younger than 41... honest 😶

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  8 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Do you mean Morris Minor? Is that spellcheck playing up?

Ironically, spellcheck got autocorrected 🤣

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I started out with Morris Minor but then got sidetracked by the Essex theme and decided the Morris Marina was more in keeping - or is this just you pretending to be too young to know about Marinas? 🤭😂

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  8 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:
Serious question though, do any of you actually have jobs or are we saying we're too young?
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Too old in my case...practically retirement age....now where's my monoslipper? 🤣😂

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What the actual f***k I'm crying here. As Jen said its gone from a serious topic to utter nonsense. ( I do love it secretly) 

You *** you, now Gemini and Copper I blame you too and now your corrupting pj and fairy. 

Walk the plank all of ye scurvy lot. 

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  1 minute ago, Vic1077 said:

What the actual f***k I'm crying here. As Jen said its gone from a serious topic to utter nonsense. ( I do love it secretly) 

You *** you, now Gemini and Copper I blame you too and now your corrupting pj and fairy. 

Walk the plank all of ye scurvy lot. 

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I decide who walks the plank on my yacht I'll have you know...so off you go and at least we won't need to waste a life jacket with your in built flotation devices 🤣😂

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  2 minutes ago, Vic1077 said:

What the actual f***k I'm crying here. As Jen said its gone from a serious topic to utter nonsense. ( I do love it secretly) 

You *** you, now Gemini and Copper I blame you too and now your corrupting pj and fairy. 

Walk the plank all of ye scurvy lot. 

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Huh? How do I always get the blame????
Gemini started it and I can prove it! It's just ***r pressure dammit 🤣

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Posted
  2 minutes ago, Vic1077 said:

What the actual f***k I'm crying here. As Jen said its gone from a serious topic to utter nonsense. ( I do love it secretly) 

You *** you, now Gemini and Copper I blame you too and now your corrupting pj and fairy. 

Walk the plank all of ye scurvy lot. 

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Yea see.. Im totally innocent 😶.. bad influences you two.. I definitely dont have a habit of tanking serious discussion into juvenile frivolity 😬 *slowly sides steps out of the thread 😂😂

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  Just now, gemini_man said:

I decide who walks the plank on my yacht I'll have you know...so off you go and at least we won't need to waste a life jacket with your in built flotation devices 🤣😂

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Oof harsh but ti's true I've 2 enormous bouncy floats at my beck and call lol 

CopperKnob

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  4 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Too old in my case...practically retirement age....now where's my monoslipper? 🤣😂

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I truly have no idea about Morris Marina's or monoslippers.
I do however know about monobrows, do you have one of those?

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Posted
  Just now, CopperKnob said:

Huh? How do I always get the blame????
Gemini started it and I can prove it! It's just ***r pressure dammit 🤣

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He's quite persuasive isn't he lol 

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Posted
  6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Huh? How do I always get the blame????
Gemini started it and I can prove it! It's just ***r pressure dammit 🤣

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Well if you will follow like a little lost sheep Flossie... 🤣😂

Besides I already acknowledged waaaayyyy up there that I'm to blame for everything from Brexit to fuel prices and the colour of bags of Cheese & Onion...oh and COVID...that was me too...I bit that bat 🤣😂

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Posted
  6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I truly have no idea about Morris Marina's or monoslippers.
I do however know about monobrows, do you have one of those?

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Good god no woman...a man has limits you know!!

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Lol ya lucky first sign o rain the marina rusted away bit like me 

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Posted
  8 minutes ago, PJ3000 said:

Ramen to that!

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It did tikka few boxes didn't it? Will have to a-massalla them together and pass them on to my naan she was fond of a pun...she'd say "Daal-ing Grandson have you got time for a chaat?"

CopperKnob

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  17 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Well if you will follow like a little lost sheep Flossie... 🤣😂

Besides I already acknowledged waaaayyyy up there that I'm to blame for everything from Brexit to fuel prices and the colour of bags of Cheese & Onion...oh and COVID...that was me too...I bit that bat 🤣😂

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Fun fact, I had a rhino called Flossy once

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