Chat up lines! Hit me with your best shot!

[li****]

Another one that was used on me was..

 

Is that a ladder in your tights or is it just a stairway to heaven 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Bluestblues]

I met a sub of mine once and she said "ooh I feel all frisky and horny and I just feel like a bit of bondage, why don't you tie me up and do whatever you want to do" ? ... So I thought about it and said "okay" tied her up and went down the pub :)

[Deleted Member]

Ok, I'll apologise in advance for this one.

But I saw a girl I liked a few years ago and said "you're boobs are so nice I wish I was a child so I could breast feed off you ".

It went down well, she laughed and I Iaughed and she said "that was funny, but never talk to me again".

Fast forward 3 years later, we got married.

We're divorced now. But still, it worked 😂

[Deleted Member]

I used this once on a dating site. My potential match had listed astrology as an interest l.
I just read both our horoscopes, and they say we should definelty fuck

[Ky****]

2 hours ago, TheBodyguard said:

funniest one ive heard was......how do you like your eggs in the morning......fryed or fertilised......

fertilised I'd reply, can't wait to see how he achieves it lol

[Phoenyx]

Honestly, in all my years, I never used a pick-up line.  Communication through eye contact and body language seemed more effective and less threatening.

On that note, there is one pick-up line that a lot of guys have joked about using.  It is so common, that I am surprised that no one has mentioned it:  "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

A bit off-topic:  I had a lady friend who once hinted how she would love to see a diamond for her birthday.  So, I took her to a ballgame.

[Th****]

21 minutes ago, Kymi said:

fertilised I'd reply, can't wait to see how he achieves it lol

hahaha good answer kymi

[Vi****]

4 hours ago, Transfused said:

Guy messaged me "are you Australian as you meet all my koala fications".

Whats that then tits and dick lol.

I've had this message too!!!! Oh dear 🤭

[Ge****]

Depends on where we would be. In a Bdsm club id say. Im good friends with the owner. Ive just been given the key to the dungeon room. Wanna join me?

[Ar****]

One I saw recently which stuck with me was,

"Whatever I'd need to say to get you into bed, can we just pretend I've said it already?"

I found myself both cringing and admiring the balls at the same time 😂

[TR0S3PH1N3]

So I went in this shop asking if they had any poppadoms , they said sorry we only have subs here this is subway , the fetish clubs above the Indian next door.

[Go****]

2 hours ago, Vic1077 said:

I've had this message too!!!! Oh dear 🤭

Snap! I think it's one of those 'lines' on here 😏

[Go****]

2 hours ago, Aranhis said:

One I saw recently which stuck with me was,

"Whatever I'd need to say to get you into bed, can we just pretend I've said it already?"

Someone used that on me on a different site 🙄😂

[Go****]

I've only ever used one line on a guy (that I can remember!)...

"Can I have a pic of you to send to Santa, so I can show him what I want in my stocking this Christmas" 😬🙈😂

[Deleted Member]

I took some ice from my glass, threw it on the ground and said to a girl 'Hi, that's the ice broken'.

[Purebanter]

7 hours ago, lil-monster said:

These are just some of my favourites that have been used on me 🤣🤣

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

 

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

 

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their ***?

 

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

 

The star wars one did actually work because I am a massive star wars fan 🤣 and that was a chat up line from a woman 😂 she ended up being my girlfriend for a year and half 😍

 

 

I've not really used pick up lines, however I'd love to pick you up and we can go have some lines 

 

 

[BadDesires]

4 hours ago, GoodGirlBetterBrat said:

I've only ever used one line on a guy (that I can remember!)...

"Can I have a pic of you to send to Santa, so I can show him what I want in my stocking this Christmas" 😬🙈😂

Surely the response to this is ”If you're speaking to Santa, any chance you can convince him to take me off the naughty list this year?"

[Je****]

Ive loved some of these.

 

I wont say what ones would have worked on me but there were one or two 😂😇

[li****]

27 minutes ago, Finally_Jen said:

Ive loved some of these.

 

I wont say what ones would have worked on me but there were one or two 😂😇

Well I'm hoping mine would work on you 😍😏🤤

[sw****]

The hard part is how do you prove your not a bot, or are you chatting to a bot.

[Vi****]

21 hours ago, eyemblacksheep said:

I used to use
"are you easily offended?"

followed by
"Would you be offended if I said you were gorgeous?" 

Lol I'd so roll my eyes if you said that to me ha ha, super cheesy.

[sw****]

How would?, This work:: Excuse can I tie you up and spank you?

[Ky****]

8 minutes ago, swflCaliAusie7780 said:

How would?, This work:: Excuse can I tie you up and spank you?

v v well lol, instant pick up here

[ha****]

You Are are 9 Out of 10 and I'm the one

[ey****]

30 minutes ago, Vic1077 said:

Lol I'd so roll my eyes if you said that to me ha ha, super cheesy.

ok - what should I say instead?