Chat up lines! Hit me with your best shot!

[Vi****]

  31 minutes ago, eyemblacksheep said:

ok - what should I say instead?  

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Now you've put me on the spot lol. Tbf it would have made me giggle aswell as its so cheesy. Then the direct, "can I buy you a drink" is always a good opener

[Ju****]

  1 hour ago, lil-monster said:

Well I'm hoping mine would work on you 😍😏🤤

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You can work on me any way you like 😏😏😏

[ey****]

  40 minutes ago, Vic1077 said:

Then the direct, "can I buy you a drink" is always a good opener

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*noted*

[Valpine]

I’ll waive the rental fees for now, but we really do need to talk about the space you’re taking up in my mind!

[Dy****]

Sorry to bother you, but my dick just died. Can I bury it in your box?

[Ky****]

  Just now, DyingForLife said:

Sorry to bother you, but my dick just died. Can I bury it in your box?

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defn work on me, no blow job though i'd bite it off while laughing

[Deleted Member]

The name's Bond, Unibond. I'm here to fill your crack

[Ju****]

Some of these made my day hahaha 

[Deleted Member]

I can also confirm the King Arthur chat up line works, I used it last night and was met with the reply "you can bury your sword in my stone when ever you like"

[ey****]

At the minute I just look at people I like and hope they're braver than me 

[Ju****]

  On 8/5/2022 at 10:02 PM, eyemblacksheep said:

At the minute I just look at people I like and hope they're braver than me 

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What do you mean? You hope they approach rather than you?

I mean, eye contact can work

[he****]

hi im kenny i give a great massage and do hot stone treatments which feel amazing lets meet

[Deleted Member]

Your nail polish work is excellent and it makes me want to "taste the rainbow"

[Deleted Member]

  Wednesday at 07:49 PM, Bigbeardeddaddy42 said:

I took some ice from my glass, threw it on the ground and said to a girl 'Hi, that's the ice broken'.

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Thanks dad

[MyretounFae]

This one apparently works well if you can hold your drink.

 

I'd gone out for a few drinks, ended up kissing this guy. He asked me if I was going to regret it in the morning when I'm sober, so I looked him dead in the eye and said "bold of you to assume I'm not".

[Ju****]

  2 hours ago, MyretounFae said:

This one apparently works well if you can hold your drink.

 

I'd gone out for a few drinks, ended up kissing this guy. He asked me if I was going to regret it in the morning when I'm sober, so I looked him dead in the eye and said "bold of you to assume I'm not".

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Oh this is so sassy i love it

[Nikki_Hexy]

Want to know the difference between me and a mosquito? 

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

[Me****]

Back when I used to use such lines in vanilla dating, I had great success with

"What does a camp horse eat?"

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy!

[Deleted Member]

If I toss a coin, what's the chances of me getting head?

[Ke****]

Lovely legs , what time are they opened at?

[sandesh]

Introduce me to your friend 👀

[ThumperG]

  On 8/3/2022 at 7:36 AM, PixieDust said:

One of the funnier ones I received was "I would eat you like a bag of skittles "

A "what the heck" one was  "Can I send you my penis"  I politely declined but always do wonder if I had said yes whether it would have turned up in my letter box all gift wrapped with a bow

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YUP... I mean it's nice that he asked politely before just sending these photos through cuz they seem to think they are some kind of calling cards you hand out everywhere. But on the other hand you have to ask yourself if he literally sent it to you wrapped up in a bow~what would you do with his dismembered member? Kinda defeats its purpose now doesn't it? Well... I guess you just found yourself that new doorstop for your house huh honey? XO 😉💜😎😜

[Ke****]

*approach target* Hey there, what’s the differnece between a Ferrari and an erection?..

 

I don’t have a Ferrari *happily ever after*

[ValleyDomMaster]

Damn girl you just made my dick harder than Chinese arithmetic 😆

[Deleted Member]

I used the same chatup line for years and had a lot of success with it.

Hi my names Shawn whats yours?