Movie lines , but sexualised

[BestKept]

To start the ball rolling:

"Whomsoever should hold this cock, be she worthy...shall possess the power..."

[NowIAmTheMaster]

"On Wednesdays we take it in the pink"

[do****]

It's times like this my buddy Whore says: you got to put your dick in my ass - Pumbaa


Oh yes, the anal can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. - Rafiki 😂😂😂

[fromthinair]

You shall not cum. 😜

[do****]

  41 minutes ago, fromthinair said:

You shall not cum. 😜

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Good one 😂

[ey****]

One Cock Ring to Rule them All

[Samischaste]

Naked Gun?

[PJ****]

Winter is cumming 🥶😂

[NowIAmTheMaster]

"No, I AM YOUR DADDY!"

[Samischaste]

Honey I shrunk my kit😢

[do****]

  33 minutes ago, Samischaste said:

Honey I shrunk my kit😢

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🤣🤣. I'll take a strunk kitten over shrinking the opposite any day

[fromthinair]

  6 hours ago, PJ3000 said:

Winter is cumming 🥶😂

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Brilliant 🤣

[BestKept]

  6 hours ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

"No, I AM YOUR DADDY!"

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lool 🏆

[Goddess_Fifi]

Scarface : 'You wanna play with my little friend', and 'all I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for no one'

[NowIAmTheMaster]

  6 minutes ago, Goddess_Fifi said:

Scarface : 'You wanna play with my little friend', and 'all I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for no one'

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Chef kiss

[Goddess_Fifi]

Scarface : ' I only tell you once. Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me' and the only thing the world that gives orders is ball's '😂😂😂. What can I say, I love Scarface 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

[NowIAmTheMaster]

I see your scarface and raise you more star wars

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

"Daddy, at that s***d do you think you'll be able to pull out in time"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

[Goddess_Fifi]

  3 hours ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

I see your scarface and raise you more star wars

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

"Daddy, at that s***d do you think you'll be able to pull out in time"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

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😂😂😂

[NowIAmTheMaster]

  7 minutes ago, Goddess_Fifi said:

😂😂😂

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Some of them barely needed changing

[Goddess_Fifi]

  1 hour ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

Some of them barely needed changing

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No they didn't, I didn't need to change any of mine at all either 😂

[BestKept]

  11 hours ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

Some of them barely needed changing

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"That's no moon..."

[BestKept]

"They drew first ***; not me!"

[BestKept]

"we're gonna need a bigger cock..."

[BestKept]

" I coulda been somebody...instead of a cuck...which is what I am...."

[BestKept]

" I must break you"