Kiss my arse......

[PixieDust]

You want to see me squirt you say

How about I make your day

Let me grab the hose

and you can watch me water my rose

You want to get inside

Well heck yeah, let’s go on a joyride

Let me drop my knickers on the spot

Good God, do you think I have lost the plot

You’re going to bend me over and watch me scream

Onya brother, in your dreams

Do I want to see your dick

Not unless I want to be sick

I have big juicy tits you say

Seriously, was that your best line today

You’re going to treat me bad

Well now you’re just being a cad

You’re going to fuck me over and fuck me good

Hold on now, let me go get a good book

Seriously mate, who are you kidding

You’re the 1000th one here for a jibbing

All these words have a time and place

But seconds into your first message, such a disgrace

Have a little decorum, a little class

Or quite simply, you can kiss my arse......

[Deleted Member]

🤣

[Deleted Member]

That's brilliant! 😂

[He****]

love love love it

[1V****]

Hell yeah, how have you been beautiful

[li****]

Love this so hard sis!!! All thirsty men need to have a read of this because this is absolutely brilliant and maybe they'll learn how to be on sites like this.....but.....we are asking for a miracle aren't we lol. 👯‍♂️

[Sp****]

Learn to behave boys or you’re getting schooled by Miss Pixie!! 🧚 🤣 Loving that Aussie attitude 😘

[do****]

😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[Va****]

Yes! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Deleted Member]

Its all about the four pillars .

[Co****]

  3 hours ago, PixieDust said:

You want to see me squirt you say

How about I make your day

Let me grab the hose

and you can watch me water my rose

You want to get inside

Well heck yeah, let’s go on a joyride

Let me drop my knickers on the spot

Good God, do you think I have lost the plot

You’re going to bend me over and watch me scream

Onya brother, in your dreams

Do I want to see your dick

Not unless I want to be sick

I have big juicy tits you say

Seriously, was that your best line today

You’re going to treat me bad

Well now you’re just being a cad

You’re going to fuck me over and fuck me good

Hold on now, let me go get a good book

Seriously mate, who are you kidding

You’re the 1000th one here for a jibbing

All these words have a time and place

But seconds into your first message, such a disgrace

Have a little decorum, a little class

Or quite simply, you can kiss my arse......

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so good Pixie, so good

[Newme84]

Preach 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[Deleted Member]

Dream!

[Ri****]

Well said….. and in metre, impressive!

[Se****]

Love this

[Mi****]

Love it!! 😂😂😂

[Ch****]

😀

[Ve****]

😆😆😆

[Ry****]

Love where this is going

[Th****]

Yes!! 👏👏👏

[Jolene79]

Love ❤️

[Deleted Member]

  On 12/11/2023 at 11:06 AM, PixieDust said:

You want to see me squirt you say

How about I make your day

Let me grab the hose

and you can watch me water my rose

You want to get inside

Well heck yeah, let’s go on a joyride

Let me drop my knickers on the spot

Good God, do you think I have lost the plot

You’re going to bend me over and watch me scream

Onya brother, in your dreams

Do I want to see your dick

Not unless I want to be sick

I have big juicy tits you say

Seriously, was that your best line today

You’re going to treat me bad

Well now you’re just being a cad

You’re going to fuck me over and fuck me good

Hold on now, let me go get a good book

Seriously mate, who are you kidding

You’re the 1000th one here for a jibbing

All these words have a time and place

But seconds into your first message, such a disgrace

Have a little decorum, a little class

Or quite simply, you can kiss my arse......

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So true, I do try to be original x

[Deleted Member]

Love it

[Jaguar54]

This should be forcibly displayed to every new member as they join. Brilliant.

[Deleted Member]

One way guarantee to make send these wankers packing!