Makeshift dildos

[Keller-8441]

What makes the best makeshift dildo?

[Ha****]

Banana or corn

[Gi****]

A finger or 2

[Pyrophile]

A man? ;)

[de****]

Cucumber

[MasterAidan]

  36 minutes ago, Gilly222 said:

A finger or 2

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Or three…

[Al****]

Ive used screw drivers

[xo****]

Hair brush, cucumber, frozen banana, end of a screwdriver like they said^^, curling iron, remote!

[Ha****]

  5 minutes ago, Alexs_bag_of_douches said:

Ive used screw drivers

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What? Ain’t no way I am really hoping you are talking about the handle

[Al****]

  4 minutes ago, IAmHornyAfFrNick said:

What? Ain’t no way I am really hoping you are talking about the handle

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Oh god yess😬😬

[xo****]

  4 minutes ago, IAmHornyAfFrNick said:

What? Ain’t no way I am really hoping you are talking about the handle

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Yes I’m talking about the handle 🤣

[Ke****]

Semi freezing and defrosting a cucumber in the vacpac, it’ll be good for a session 😏

[Ne****]

Sharpie Markers. Especially the largest, and, the elliptically-shaped. Grill lighters. 😳🤷🏻‍♀️😅
Random, hard plastic bottles. Glass (Ramune, heh!) bottles. Single-sticked popsicles, particularly ‘fudge bars’ (they soften/conform to the body/melt more quickly than ice lollies, which, can be a bit harsh.) Bottle of butane! 🤭
Concurring with others, hairbrush, screwdriver (handles), cucumber.
I dig utilising found objects: kitchen utensils, tools, food and so forth, despite possessing a multi-purpose Flogger featuring a hilt/grip of hand-turned exotic wood, intentionally phallic. 😉

[Deleted Member]

A Lilliputian 😏

[VexDA]

Baseball bat, wiffle ball bat, tennis racquet handle, fist, full size GI Joe doll (if you know, you know)

[Boredeagle]

If after something cheap
Try fondant rolling pin
Plastic skipping rope handle
Buy bubble sword empty and fully clean it
Toothbrush

Makeshift dildo mount
Shoe box fill it with books flip it upside down ( books keep it stable, and it's flat surface)
Mini Step ladder

[St****]

Sawzall?

[ni****]

  Monday at 05:27 AM, xoxoblondiebliss said:

Hair brush, cucumber, frozen banana, end of a screwdriver like they said^^, curling iron, remote!

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Why haven't I thought of a curling iron before... epic fail on my part x

[Ne****]

  3 hours ago, Steeevoo said:

Sawzall?

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😳

[Cl****]

Broom handle

[SashaLeroux]

Beer and wine bottles. And coke can.