Derpmachine

Non-binary (28) Not single

Golden Retriever Weirdo Looking for Connection

I feel like there’s no way to write this without sounding sad, desperate, or weird. So, with that said, being blunt: I want to play with people. I love everything from an ONS to FWB to whatever! I am 100% confident that if we do hookup, you will be satisfied no matter what (again, no way to say what I want to without sounding douchey 🙃). I’m a switch who’s a service top and a bratty bottom (much more experience as a dom and vanilla, but I definitely want to experiment more with subbing, especially as a rope bunny).

Golden Retriever Weirdo Looking for Connection

NSA18 to 80 years ● 85km around USA, Pensacola