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I am looking for a woman who is open minded and open and willing to try out my fetishes with me I’m a virgin and I am 38 years old and never had sex period and I am looking to lose my virginity I am desperate and I am looking to lose my virginity involving my two fetishes I am looking for someone who has one or more large intact male dog and involve him or them with me and my woman and I am also looking for a woman who is interested or open to jack me off with Swiss cheese slices or a block of Swiss cheese and then have her jack me off with the Swiss cheese until I cum on it and then have her wrap Swiss cheese slices around my cock and then suck my cock with the Swiss cheese slices still wrapped around my cock and I would love to have her eat the Swiss cheese that I came on and I also like it if she would jack me off with a Swiss cheese sub sandwich with Swiss cheese slices and miracle whip or mayonnaise and turkey or ham or salami with lettuce tomato onion pickles and oil and vinegar sub sandwich dressing and it’s gotta have to be a large sub sandwich biggest possible and not cut in half and have her jack me off with my cock in the sub sandwich and then have her eat it off my cock until I cum in the sub sandwich and then watch her eat it and then have her lick the miracle whip or mayonnaise off my cock thats left over from her jacking me off with the sub sandwich and also I am only wanting to have it done with Swiss cheese no other cheeses Swiss cheese only no white American cheese or anything like that real deli Swiss cheese only and sandwich has to have Swiss cheese slices on it I won’t do it with any cheese other than Swiss cheese men okay too if you want looking for male intact dog owners large dogs only please I know my fetishes are kinda weird and taboo but I’m hoping that I will find someone who wants to do it I can’t host and I don’t drive and I don’t any *** due to a very very low income I have food stamps but I’m going to need condoms provided to me I’m open minded myself and I will try whatever you can’t knock it until you try it is what I always say