Th1rt3en

Male (47) Single

DISPLACED PIRATE SEEKING RUM AND DRINKING PARTNER!

If you can't laugh at yourself, drunk people that fall over random shit, someone going Super Sayan over a Facebook comment and overly offensive memes, I'm not yer cup of rum.
I do have a beard, a southern accent and I can cook my ass off.
I am a gentleman but I will not let you win in Mario Kart. Not sorry
Same goes for most shooting games.
If you are into guns, sex and dirty jokes we should definitely go to a church or library, sneak in a bottle of rum and get to know each other

DISPLACED PIRATE SEEKING RUM AND DRINKING PARTNER!

NSA21 to 55 years ● 150km around USA, North Platte