Joke ~
A sweet lonely little old lady decides that this is the year she is going to seduce Santa. She gets out some of her lingerie and makes herself up Christmas eve and waits patiently for him to arrive. Finally, Santa pops out of the chimney and she immediately greets him. (sultry)
Hi Santa. How are you this evening? Would you like to stay a while and hmmm well visit and unwrap me? I’d love if you’d stay with me!
Santa replies “Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the *** gotta go go go. “ Disappointed but still very hopeful she says “ but Santa , I got all dressed up for you - I’ve waited sooo very long for you. Won’t you please stay?”
Santa replies “ Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the ***, gotta go go go.” Now pouting and starting to undress herself with her hands slipping lower and lower, she begs Santa “ Oh Santa please I’m hurting for you, I’m dripping and I can’t take it anymore! please release me”!”
Santa throws his hands up and takes off his belt and says “ Hey Hey Hey might as well stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”
Just the female half of a happy drama free couple looking to bring in another woman who understands our dynamic. A friend to join in in always nice and welcome, but ultimately looking to add to our family. Looking for women who are drama free and open to at least learning what we are about. We have lots of tattoos and like to have good conversations and a good time. Hit us up!
hi! I'm Scarlett. I'm a pet/sub/little looking for a owner/dom/caregiver. I love videogames and hanging out, I smoke weed regularly and would love to meet a smoking buddy. I'm quite tall but I am a cis woman. I'm a psychology major and I love to chat, hmu for more info :3
26 years old, I am a mom and I do work so I do have to plan things in advance. I’m fairly new to all of this but I am wanting to explore. I have been known to be a brat at times 👀 but I would really love to explore further into being a submissive and looking for someone willing to assist me in that. I love to please and I love to be called a good girl, but I also just wanna be called a little slut and fucked silly 😻 i do tend to get attached rather quickly it’s a thing im working on myself, not really into playing any games unless its a video game lol can’t wait to talk 😘
Recently divorced. Seeing what’s out there. My ideal scenario would be an actual friend with benefits. I want to be allowed to text you silly things. I want to laugh with you. but I don’t want a relationship with you. ??♀️
I love a daddy dom ?
Just the female half of a happy drama free couple looking to bring in another woman who understands our dynamic. A friend to join in in always nice and welcome, but ultimately looking to add to our family. Looking for women who are drama free and open to at least learning what we are about. We have lots of tattoos and like to have good conversations and a good time. Hit us up!
hi! I'm Scarlett. I'm a pet/sub/little looking for a owner/dom/caregiver. I love videogames and hanging out, I smoke weed regularly and would love to meet a smoking buddy. I'm quite tall but I am a cis woman. I'm a psychology major and I love to chat, hmu for more info :3
26 years old, I am a mom and I do work so I do have to plan things in advance. I’m fairly new to all of this but I am wanting to explore. I have been known to be a brat at times 👀 but I would really love to explore further into being a submissive and looking for someone willing to assist me in that. I love to please and I love to be called a good girl, but I also just wanna be called a little slut and fucked silly 😻 i do tend to get attached rather quickly it’s a thing im working on myself, not really into playing any games unless its a video game lol can’t wait to talk 😘
Recently divorced. Seeing what’s out there. My ideal scenario would be an actual friend with benefits. I want to be allowed to text you silly things. I want to laugh with you. but I don’t want a relationship with you. ??♀️
I love a daddy dom ?
Joke ~
A sweet lonely little old lady decides that this is the year she is going to seduce Santa. She gets out some of her lingerie and makes herself up Christmas eve and waits patiently for him to arrive. Finally, Santa pops out of the chimney and she immediately greets him. (sultry)
Hi Santa. How are you this evening? Would you like to stay a while and hmmm well visit and unwrap me? I’d love if you’d stay with me!
Santa replies “Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the *** gotta go go go. “ Disappointed but still very hopeful she says “ but Santa , I got all dressed up for you - I’ve waited sooo very long for you. Won’t you please stay?”
Santa replies “ Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the ***, gotta go go go.” Now pouting and starting to undress herself with her hands slipping lower and lower, she begs Santa “ Oh Santa please I’m hurting for you, I’m dripping and I can’t take it anymore! please release me”!”
Santa throws his hands up and takes off his belt and says “ Hey Hey Hey might as well stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”
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