Looking for a fun time maybe even a hookup

I don’t even know. I’m pretty much just making this to vet the site for a friend, I like hearing people’s stories. I’m an empath and my grandma is a bruja. I’m not at all mysterious. I believe everyone deserves to be loved and to be able to love as they wish. Don’t be an asshole. I hate everyone equally when I first meet them. If you don’t like my attitude, thats on you. I treat others how they treat me. I don’t do ooey gooey girly romance bleh. Words matter. I don’t trust actions. I’m a switch. When I say I’m a switch, it’s not what you think, if I like you, I might explain it. Haven’t decided if I’m a magnet for sadists or if I just bring it out in people who otherwise aren’t. I’m upfront and honest. I’m too lazy to lie. I have a voice kink - I enjoy a multitude of voices - it’s not just the pitch… it’s the tone, your inflections, the words you choose and the order in which you choose to use them. I know a bit about everything. I’ll try anything 3 times just to make sure I don’t actually like it. I’m freaking hilarious. I’m a safe space. I’ll play the devils advocate for you. I’ll love the parts you keep hidden from the rest of the world. It’s ok to be a horrible person sometimes. That doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Or a good person. You’re human. Also I don’t care what your gender is. I care what I see in your energy. And you need to have brains with that brawn cause I’m Sapio