Sure, Valentine’s Day might be over, but I still think it’d be fun to do this:

Want to spend an evening cooking together? Maybe you’d just prance around while I’m trying to mix or stir or measure out ingredients, distracting me, nibbling on chips and getting in my way, till I have to grab you by the shoulders, hoist you up onto the counter, and start making out...maybe smack you around a little if you give me any trouble, wrap a hand around your throat and squeeze, watch your eyes widen in surprise...and then slide your pants off and pry your thighs open…

Message me with ideas about what we should cook/bake.