In the old days, people posted their hearts in newspaper ads. Now we have about ten seconds before folks get bored.

I’m not boring.

I’m a well-read and intelligent brat who is careful not to push it too far. (I also write, perform, and draw.) I want to fall in love. I want to be seduced, not for some stranger’s temporary pleasure but the true merit of courtship. I’m sexually experienced and open to learn. I truly want a collar and commitment.

I want to serve.

Local partners, please apply. Be ready to discuss limits, my safeword, and safety. Thank you.

No, really.

Thank you. This means a lot.