Hey there! Obviously the title is serious, but that is because I want to be clear with my intentions: to never have to post again. That said, I'm not expecting to jump into anything right away but to simply start out chatting and see if we match and there is a connection yada yada. :) With that cleared up…

Here's me:

I'm a 26 yo Norwegian with lots of love but sadly no-one to give it to (yet). Physically I’m a 6’3" (190 cm) tall, pale, blue-eyed blonde with fairly regular looks. Personality-wise I’m soft, patient, loyal and supporting. I am a Christian and the faith is important to me, but I also lean very much submissive and find myself craving a dominant partner. As such, I’m looking for someone who likes me values both. I know it’s a rare combination, but being an outlier I guess I'm simply just looking for another?

One other thing is, I'm looking for someone who (like me) doesn't drink or do . It's just something I've never been a fan of or been comfortable with. I’m looking for monogamous and long term obviously. This is important to me.

I'm a person who connects with few, but connects deep with those I do. Stable, loyal, honest, in offer of support and I’ll happily hear your rants. I’m extremely loving and caring to those close to me although I do take a while to open up. However I will tell you my actual thoughts on your dress. :P

I'm the blushy, cute, and cuddly nerdy type… with a dark edge. I have a pretty chill approach to life. I’d describe myself as a quirky introvert, slightly nerdy and into books, board games, puzzles, video games, fantasy and so on. I'm also down for outdoors and playing sports, and like to be active every now and then and play disc golf amongst others. I like to joke, both innocently and more edgy, and it's simply part of the package with me. A note is that with the exception of the gender roles, I do have fairly traditional Christian beliefs.

Our Relationship:

While sharing common values and interests never hurt the most important thing is that we get along. It'd be great if you also have a dominant streak, so bonus points if you like to take a little charge. And if you love cuddles (I'm fan of the sappy stuff, too). I’d describe my ideal Domme as a Mommydomme with a mean streak, but find that kink comes second, and that roles will develop naturally based on how we get along and how we compliment each other. My dream is for you to be fine with and even encourage my softer traits and allow me to be my warm, supportive, clumsy and cuddly, little softie self, rather than an alpha-type handyman. And for you to perhaps be more of the decisive type? Kink-wise Im into a wide array of things from pet play, edging and
to heavier ones and very open minded in terms of exploring new things. I also really enjoy the psychological aspect of Femdom and playing around with that.

I'm happy to verify by exchanging pictures once you get in touch and hopefully you are too. Bonus if you send one in your initial message. Even though chemistry is a big part there is no denying that physical attraction still is a factor!

Health:

I didn't initially include this in my post as I feel an obligation to include it so as to not lead someone on falsely.

I’ve been living with Conversion Disorder since I was 18. Briefly explained: my nervous system is a little off, and occasionally has physical reactions from stress and mental strain. This means I lead a semi-calm lifestyle. I still have light symptoms, but they are much rarer and milder than they used to be. I am soft, but I am strong mentally.

I own my own home and I am doing okay financially. I’m completing my master’s degree to achieve my goal of becoming a part-time teacher. My health may prevent me from working full-time, but I will most likely be able to have a part-time job with partial Disability support. I am ready to be your partner and start a family.

Our Future:

I'm currently bound by my nation's borders for another year or two. Although I would highly prefer settling here, I want to make you happy, and so I am open to consider most English-speaking countries (especially the US) in the future should we find each other. As for visiting, we have way more flexibility, and I'm more than happy to make a trip (or more) to meet up as I am rather serious about this.

Anyway, if you've made it this far and you think we could hit it off, be sure to send me a message. I would love it if you also added a paragraph or two about yourself so I can learn about you.

Can't wait to get to know you!

Remember I don't bite, I cuddle. DC dragedreperen

Kinky Date18 to 32 years Norway Jørpeland

Hello, my name is Professor Harry P. Enis but my friends call me "Hap". The majority of my life has been dedicated to the study of Genitology, particularly the interactions between the male fleshy appendage commonly referred to as the penis, and the exquisitely designed, awe inspiring female orifice surrounded by labial folds known as the vagina. After many years of extensive research and exhaustive experimentation, the evidence would seem to indicate that by strategically inserting the former into the latter, one can create heightened sensations of extreme pleasure and euphoria, resulting in an explosive discharge of seminal fluid and vaginal secretions. However, the data is not all in. Therefore, as a personal sacrifice, I am donating my own fleshy appendage in the interest of science and need volunteers. Anyone possessing a vagina is strongly encouraged to contact our organization, the Founders Of Respected National Institutes Concerning Adult Training Exercises or our University chapter, Campus Organization to Prepare Undergraduates for Life And The Essentials. All volunteers will be treated with the utmost dignity and respect in what promises to be a very fulfilling experience. All of us here at F.O.R.N.I.C.A.T.E. and C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. are firmly committed to understanding every facet of this phenomenon and will work tirelessly until everyone is fully satisfied with the results. Thank you for your consideration.

P.S. Pics of said vaginas and/or their owners are welcome but not mandatory.

Ok, that was for fun. Now for the REAL ad:
I am married but, for various reasons, I have no plans on changing that any time soon. Therefore, I am extremely careful, clean, and discreet. I am also a very thoughtful, considerate man with a creative sense of humor. I am simply looking for a safe and sane, intelligent woman or couple who want to have some fun sexy times without any other drama. If this sounds appealing to you, then please send a message and let's talk.

NSA21 to 99 years ● 100km around USA Long Beach

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