Hello from Washington state! I know this is probably a long shot as there are many other couples looking for their unicorn and many of them far more appealing and baggage free but If you're a female who's looking for a couple please consider hearing me out. We are a Washington state couple currently looking for a Miracle Unicorn to enrich our lives and family.

A bit about him (the male half of the couple)

husband is a 29 yr old, 6'2'' 250 lb burly biker/lumberjack type of guy with medium tan skin, Tattoos, gorgeous blue/grey eyes, dark brown hair, and a beard! Some of his hobbies include hunting, shooting, camping, Listening to books, and enjoying art. My husband is a very Logical, aloof type of guy who struggles with emotionally connecting and whose ideal life is living in the country where it's quiet and raising a family. On a spicier note, He is an extreme sadist, dominant in every aspect of life, and isn't afraid of trying more extreme kinks like electricity play, Knife play, and breath play, but he's also wicked good with floggers and paddles! He has well over 10 years of kink experience and is Poly (like me).

A bit about me (the female half of the couple):

I am a 25 yr old Disabled female Housewife/Expecting mother, who is 5'5'' 160 lbs (At the moment it is higher, 190lbs Due to pregnancy) with a Large DD bust, with Strawberry blonde Hair, hazel green eyes, a few tattoos, a few piercings, and pale freckled skin. I will admit I have a lot of scars and some stretchy marks but I see them as a sign of beauty! I have a very emotional, overly nice, squishy soft subby personality type with a hit of witty sarcasticness when I'm feeling sassy! I will fully disclose I come with baggage and struggle heavily with autism and PTSD, as well as Fibromyalgia and scoliosis. My hobbies are wide in variety since with my health I cannot work. In my free time, I enjoy music, networking, drawing, growing plants (veggies not maryjane), messing with AI, makeup, and fashion. I would describe my fashion as a mixture of Fairycore, Granny aesthetic, and pastel manic. My ideal life is a quiet country/farm lifestyle raising my kids. On the sexy side of things i am a masochistic submissive who is into blade play, and breath play and very poly and pansexual! (this whole search for a third was my idea not his lol)

What we are looking for in a unicorn:

What we are looking for is a Non-smoking, Average build, Biological female. Who leans on the Submissive end of the personality spectrum. We would prefer someone right-leaning (politically), with minimal health issues. who is open to a family lifestyle (meaning kids). One of the biggest things is we would hope that our unicorn could help me since my health has made it hard for me to adequately participate in Household chores and has robbed me of the ability to drive and work. I understand this is asking for a lot and is not for everyone and truthfully I don't expect to see this post bring any results for several months but I needed to shoot my shot.

Anyway, if you took the time to read all this I appreciate you. And if this sounds like you please don't hesitate to message us!

Hi. I’m 27, male, bi, versatile. And I love everything that has to do with anal, even the dirty stuff. I’m an enjoyer of steamy, smelly, dirty sex. Especially outdoors!

I would like to get in touch with:
Most out of all with straight/bi guys, tops, who are really dominant masculine, verbal and hairy with a good smelly ass to lick. And hopefully you’re not afraid to lick me either. Would love a kinky friend who is likeminded and experimental.

Bottom guys: i love shy bi bottoms who aren’t douched or cleaned (by accident). Hairy would be preferred, but a bald “pussy” is also nice.

Girls: who are into playing with my ass. Would love a girl/woman to lick my ass, finger and peg me. If you like dirty you’re top tier!

Trans male (ftm): Hairy and with a pussy
Trans female (shemale): must be really nasty, willing to top, and to eat ass. Would love to see a hairy butthole ass well.

And lastly: I would love to get in touch with creative people with kinks too.

Hi I’m Ryan.

I have a huge satin fetish. I love rough sex but not like the BDSM stuff. I just mean, hard, fast, bit of hair pulling, slapping, choking and sweaty sex haha.

I love women who wear satin clothes, whether that be satin formal attire, like blouses, skirts and so on or Pyjamas and robes etc.

I get so turned on and it makes me perform and for a good period of time too 😉 I ain’t a 3 minute wonder, like most men.

If any lovely women fancy some sexual satin fun. Love a bit of rough sex as to how I’ve described above, please reach out 😘


Thanks! x

It seems like an impossible task to find my kinky Baby Doll princess. Of course, the men on here and everywhere outnumber the girls a thousand to one and think that if they pull out their wiener of varying sizes it’s going to suddenly make women faint at the sight of it. If anything, it just takes away all appetite they might have for a man, as well as their food and probably even dessert 🍨

I’m a confident man, not arrogant. Open, trustworthy, honest, very communicative, which to me are all key. 6ft2 tall, blue eyed, bearded heavily inked, Viking man from the UK, with a well over a decade in the fetish and kink community, fuck that makes me sound even more like I’m from cocoon.

I’m a simple man who isn’t rich or have any great expectations other than to be happy for my friends, family, and people I love, well and myself. I don’t see any point in dwelling on the past or judging anyone for anything they have had or will in life. Unless it’s something that’ll get you locked up.

Trying to navigate the world to find Alice in her wonderland, is like losing myself in David Bowies Labyrinth, with all sorts of crotch Goblins and talking caterpillars, like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole, and been captured by the Queen of hearts guard.

Is it so bad to ask to find that little pocket rocket. Smaller, younger, petite in height and cute all round. Someone who wants and older man to have both a cute and cuddly relationship with as much as sex filled of nature together?

Size, shape colour or creed are all things that I hold no judgment on. But i learned that the smaller and more gymnastic you are suits 😜 Though age id hope is 20 yrs old plus with wiggle room of 12 months less and anything above. That perverse princess, who is as happy in make up as she is to wallow in pjs. A masochistic doll who likes to have a towering viking around them.

Are you a seductive, sassy sometimes sweet strawberry, or a raven-haired grave sitting girl. Searching for that Daddy Dom presence but I don’t like to be labelled as we are all canvas’s that are ready to be ted on and perverted through our exploits and excitement’s. Id like to make contact fairly fast away from the glitchy reddit app asap, exchange photos and voice notes to establish a connection and reality…. IM A SUCKER FOR AN ACCENT.

Now I have all the love and respect for SW's and OF girls, but if we get together I aint paying to see my partner, and please only contact me if you are genuine, even if you do OF. Hell if you do OF then it's a bonus and I'd love it.

I've probably bored you into a coma, made you addicted to coffee, or suddenly join your local church so they can drown you in holy water, to cleanse you of this demon...

But if you smiled, laughed, giggled or at all even raised an eyebrow at this post, then please feel free to DM me.

EAT ME or DRINK ME Alice. which one will you choose??

Offering my pregnant wife Kate (25), available for anything, no limits, to any interested men. She is 25, 5'2", brown hair, big brown eyes, pregnant with our third.

My wife and I have been married for three years now, and I recently discovered that she was cheating, at least emotionally. Found a text conversation between her and another guy on my laptop via iMessage. I called her out on it and we talked, and as punishment for this, she has agreed to a master/slave relationship in which she is willing to do anything she is told, no questions asked.

That said, I am offering her out to interested men for anything goes, no limits dates. You may do anything that you want to with / her, no questions asked. No limits. Details of the date / encounter will be up to you, whatever you want. Also open to gangbang arrangements for anyone who sets them up.

I downloaded telegram and put it on her phone so that interested men can message her directly and talk directly to her as well.

Looking for a real person who is willing to get their throat fucked and ass. Just be real about it. I don’t care if you are a woman or if you’re a woman that wants your man to be treated like a bitch as you watch with my wife. I’m down to fuck. If you’re a man no facial hair and no hair on your ass! Also your dick will be taped so you don’t get to cum, because you are just too please me.

Looking for any ladies with a haircut fetish or wants to get into it. I love to chat and see if we click

Brown eyes, brown hair, dad bod (I hate 6 packs and beer bellies) i want to play with someone who has a scent kink or a primal kink that can play my alpha. Even if it's just role play.

I think the best thing for me to do is type on here if anyone here at Infliction hall wants to come say hi! You can’t miss me, I have blue hair and I am taller than most the trees in DFW (6’ 4”) i’m a sub and just looking for someone to explore with and have fun! I’m bored and my social anxiety doesn’t help lol.

I am in an ethical non monogamous relationship and cannot host. I tend to be an affectionate Dom but I am exploring at the moment. I'm 6', white, 160 lbs, slim, long hair, and facial hair. I live in Toronto but visit Kitchener often. I am into music, sports, comedy, video games, card games, fusion food. Let's chat and see what you like and want to fulfill as well. I'm easy going and an open book, just ask!

I’m a service switch seeking a woman who enjoys making out, light biting, scratching, spanking, hair pulling, dirty talk, being restrained, and playing with toys. Let me hurt you, and then let me take care of you.

I am a submissive transwoman post brest OP , but keeping my little one . I am looking for a master owner for me where you can take control and develop me to a well trained bdsm and bimbo fetish fuck doll. I am 100% serious and hard time finding a man that have the experience and knowledge and the right tools and connections to get this bimbo into the deeper world of bdsm and the fetish scene.

I have experience from bdsm clubs here in Sweden but having a hard time finding anyone that is matching and can really take me under his wings and transform me into the object i want to be.

Outside this world i am very driven and have high goals and expectations for life but i so need this world of bdsm to keep me alive and i would love to live it close to 24/7 or as often as it is possible. I wanna serv you and be a good bdsm slave where i am used in sessions shorter or really long where we try all different things and i really like restraints,chains,mummification,gags,hoods,spank well i would love to try alot of things. Really like infernal restraints,breastinbondage here, insex, house of gord is so lovely. I would love to have you reach out to me and give me a offer to become a model or a slave to a real master.

Wanna become a real bimbo fuck doll and would love to have a master that is also into transformation of his slave/bimbo. I use fillers and botox but want my master to set me on bigger lips, bigger boobies tell me what more to do surgerys and so on. You tell me what to wear how to behave and take me to the salon to maybe become blonde as a real bimbo or maybe pink hair ? it is up to you.

Looking for you and hope you are out there for me to get to know you and your desires for me and i am a real good bdsm slut i will promise you that.

Give me the chance to come and audition or if you are a my owner / master you can maybe set us up if you want.

Thanks and please transform me into that fetish bdsm model and bimbo fuck doll i want

Kisses Bambi

I want to find a cute and kinky princess that would love being treated nicely but fucked so rough and used like my dirty little whore. Will make sure to use all of your tight holes and fill them up with my hot thick cum.

I will love pulling your hair, spanking your ass until it's red with my hand print, and many more ways of marking your body. I will reward you with plenty of physical affection and aftercare for being such a good girl.

I am very sexually active and a heavy cummer too, so I won't hesitate to turn you into my free use slut for me to have whenever and wherever I want. Don't be shy and send me a message, looking forward to it!

trans man here. yes i have a pussy. no i am not a female. i do not act nor look like one. i am chubby and hairy and i look like a dude.

seeking an older man to give me daddy tender touch. into age play and tab00 desires.

I need someone who is into cnc, and breeding.
i want someone to tie me up, even if i cry or whimper.
i love being degraded, being slapped, ***d, and my hair getting pulled. i also love 🍆 pics

I'm a kinky intellectual gentleman about 5' 8" ~160lb slim, fit, hairy, and single. Near the panhandle of Florida. Looking for some lovely ladies to chat, connect, and maybe play with...

Looking for a dominant hairdresser who is looking to turn a young man into a real lady.

I would like to get my hair done like something straight out of the 1950s, with my hair washed, trimmed, and then curled to make me look absolutely gorgeous.

I'd also like to have makeup done if possible.

I’m experienced mistress dominant straight thought provoker, strict, knows what I want, enjoy spanking, training, bondage, hair pulling face fucking, impact play, *** ( for people that like it lol).

I'd like to find one woman to eat out everyday, be a part of my routine. Could be 5 days or the whole 7 but the fun if it is making it over every day and then obviously devouring some pussy. There are some stipulations of course, wear nice panties, be clean and edible, I could care less about hair as I prefer both. If you're tall that's a major plus. Also be comfortable with squirting. Dommes or pillow princesses are welcome but know im not a sub type. I just love eating pussy and ass

I need a kinky sub who wants to be intensely pleasured and dominated. Hours of clit stimulation, breast and nipple play. Hair pulling, mutual choking, spanking and most of all, Leg quivering, body shaking squirting orgasms

We are a successful couple from the midwest. The Dom is in higher Ed and the sub is a MD Dr. We are willing to fly you out to us for an interview. If you are selected, you will have weekly allowance, college scholarships, full medical, car, gym membership, meals, and daily chore list. You don't have to be a super model for us, just be real and honest. She loves but not limited to a girl with curves, great smile, can hold a conversation, dark hair, and non smoker. When responding to our ad we ask that you have photos in your profile, likes, dislikes, and limits. She does love a woman who will help me put her in her place.

I have 183cm heigh
blue eye and black hair, few tattoo.
26 years old from Europe Poland.
Im clear, drug free.
I was in a 3-year relationship with one person

I am looking for someone of a similar age who will train me, I am looking for a master. I have some women's clothes that I like to wear, thongs, dresses, latex, leather shirts and tops. I also have a dildo, a pearl and a few other toys, for my master I could even start taking hormones to be more feminine, it turns me on but I would have to find the right person.

I want to start a new life somewhere USA or CANADA I am interested in being submissive, a slave, a bitch. I can give myself 100%

The only downside for me is the weight I'm working on. And the teeth that I would like to make to make them nice and white (I have all of them but I don't like them)

I would find myself as a slave - a person to be trained and fucked. I like bonds, masks, leather and latex, I can be your fuck doll - sissy, you just need to help me with the transformation

I am currently on a sissy course

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
97% Submissive
97% Rope bunny
90% Slave
88% Experimentalist
77% Degradee
76% Exhibitionist
69% Brat
57% Masochist
52% Voyeur
48% Pet
35% Vanilla
28% Non-monogamist
23% Primal (Prey)
19% Switch
0% Ageplayer
0% Boy/Girl

I like to get my feet licked and worshipped. Like my guy to be down where I stand and look down on him. Guys with nice head hair is a big turn on. I like to pull it well to make sure he obeys me. Wet or gelled hair even better