If you've had a long day/week, let me give you some stress relief for an hour or two. Work from home, catch up on a series/movie, read a few chapters of your favorite book, make phone calls, handle business. Handle what you need to and let my mouth do the rest. You deserve to be catered to. Just push my head down, spread your legs and relax. Occasionally play in my hair. Ratatouille me and guide me to your satisfaction. And when you've had enough, send me on my way.