docbrat

Female (49) Single

Intelligent? Funny? Kind? You may be my guy!

Other partners have said:

"Amazingly talented communicator! Anyone would be lucky to have her as a partner!"

"She really showers me with love and affection and helps me through difficult life events."

"Who knew anyone could work so hard at deep throating? She can take all of my 9 inches!"

"She's so funny! I laughed so hard, I started choking and sounded like her when she takes my 9 inches!"

One of those might have been fabricated by me. Or more than one. Good luck figuring it out! ;)

I'm a single woman (after being with my husband for 30 years) and I'm looking for a primary partner and possibly a secondary partner.

Me: fun-loving, silly, demisexual woman looking for that special someone with whom I can put googly eyes on things; make inappropriate, immature jokes; make long lists with semicolons; and have all the sex. I'd add "real," genuine," and "sane" because so many guys ask for that in their profiles, but I hope those things don't have to be specifically stated. ;) Also, I'm a subby brat. If you don't know what that means, ask. :D

You: funny, kind, honest, and intelligent (I don't ask for much!) Also, willing to text often and able to engage in witty reparteé. I like a guy who shows he's interested and keeps me interested in him! If you're a dom (I made that lowercase on purpose. See "brat" above), I'll be your damsel in distress (swoon).

Intelligent? Funny? Kind? You may be my guy!

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