I have been exploring my submissive side, my kinks, and learning new ones along the way for the past few years. I am *not* a switch, nor am I new to kink, simply new-ish to the lifestyle.
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I'm a thirty something, caffeine addicted, tattooed, foul mouthed, certified nerd with a sarcastic streak a mile wide. Oh, and also a single mama of three not-so-little-anymore kiddos, an Amstaff, an Akita mix, and a fluff ball cat.
I should also add that I have a partner, who I care about deeply.
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Any in depth information you'd like to know, message me and ask. However, if you fall into any of the below, I can guarantee you won't be hearing back from me.
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#1. By default I am 100% less likely to respond to a message with a term of endearment in it, nothing more than a single word, or information about your dick. If you're unsure what might be considered a term of endearment go ahead and look it up. I'm sure you can find something on any search engine to help you out with that.
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#2. I do check your profile before I decide whether or not I will respond, no matter what your initial message was. If you have no profile picture, nothing but dick pictures, no personal information, etcetera I will absolutely *not* respond to your message. I *always* vet a person as extensively as I can before responding.
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#3. Unless we have chatted beyond a quick, "hey, how are you?" I will *not* accept a friend request.
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#4. I am polyamorous, but I will absolutely *not* help you cheat. I practice *ethical non-monogamy*. If your partner is unaware of your shenanigans then you can go ahead and skip right on over my profile.
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#5. I am *not* bi-sexual (it makes no nevermind to me if you are) and I have no interest in playing with you and your female partner. I freely admit that I am far too greedy and selfish in the bedroom and I have no sexual interest in women to want to participate in that little adventure. Do not bother asking and please move along.
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I am both at an age and a phase of my life where I will not put up with bullshit of any kind. Keep it friendly and, if you can, keep it kind. Otherwise you can keep it to your damn self.
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Reminder that I am far more active on FetLife.