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'Interwebbles', 'tellyboxing' and 'confuzzled' are all proper words. Fact. Don't go bursting my lil wordmashing bubble, tis mean.
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**Mar 2025 update** _Bed Babe/spoonie. 100% ikkle on the inside, cute and clever, bashful and bonkers. Due to life blahs I'm currently only looking for online stuffs rather than a physical relationship or dynamic (I'm mainly just here for the chats and the forumnesses, and hanging out in friendspace for the time being); that's not a forever thing, just a right-now thing. It's pout-inducing, but it is what it is_ Β―\\_(γ)_/Β―
_I'd love to explore some type of long distance/remote DDlg/Cgl wholesomeness; an experienced Daddy and little-whisperer; see where it goes but taking it slow. By that I absolutely do not mean a Daddy just for play, so please don't contact me if that's your objective; play-only does not meet my DDlg/Cgl needs and certainly isn't a Caregiver thing to do._
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_Profile blurb still attached below in case you wanna open a box of frogs and see what happens.._
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**Hey, hi, hello Howβs things?**
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Iβd describe myself as reserved at first, cheeky, curious, snoozy, cuddly, geeky, arty, stompy, lovely, warm, kind, putty in the right hands, bratty in the wrong hands, sweet, scared, brave, boobalicious, random af, a spoonie, creative, inquisitive, smart, slow, home-y, musical, bubbly, opinionated, political, feisty, independent, needy, strong, broken, girly, ickle, educated, an advocate, generous, earthy and love all things kittens, colouring, social justice-y and standing up for those that canβt.
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Iβd love to hear from you if youβre genuine, a gentleman, generous and honourable; kind, respectful, masterful; cheeky, calm and clever; as gentle as you are deviant; kind but firm; experienced, wise, silly and serious.
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**Vanilla me**
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Fine Art, photography, print making, daydreaming, playing piano, learning ukulele, knitting, embroidery, politics, gardening, learning, wondering, wandering, sub woofas, gigs, picnics, people watching, driving, film noir, giggling. Creating/making is my happy place.
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Most things analogue, vintage, old school or well made float my boat and make me happy. I already mentioned geek didnβt I?
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I own three pretty large instruments (a piano, organ and harmonium (reed organ)) and some littler ones too (the ukulele has now joined the team); as an artist I exhibit; Iβm a weirdo that loves the smell of freshly sawn wood, creosoted fences, engineering bits and bobs, and all things print/***t related; my dream studio equipment/items are: office photocopier, cast iron Columbian printing press, UV exposure unit, kiln and a diddy dark room.
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**Kink me**
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Sapiosexual, demisexual submissive with middle/good girl/cutie pie leanings in need of hugs, squishes and kisses; praise; training; rewards and positive discipline. Iβm into whatever my dominant-caregiver can dream up and ease me into or draw out of me, providing thereβs oodles of respect and communication, understanding and aftercare.
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I identify as a middle (but can tend to say βlittleβ for simplicity), into CG/l and ideally 23/7 (allowing the tiniest of windows for being responsible, adulting and other such disagreeable undertakings). Think DD/lg dynamic, as long as youβre thinking wholesomeness (and not the usual ick that people sometimes assume it to be). Because of how Iβm wired I adore/need a clever, kind, organised, aware and supportive pleasure Dom in order to allow my bestest sides to flourish and grow. Someone to look up to once we know one another well enough, their smarts have been proven and β importantly β consistency demonstrated. Nurture me. Be your true self. Be genuine. Treat me with care to unlock the fun stuff β¨ποΈβ¨
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**Other Stuff/Caveats**
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Iβm currently a big girl, have chronic health conditions and spend my days navigating life in a body that doesnβt behave in quite the way Iβd like it to (and quite often the ramifications of being stubborn/refusing to give in or give up). With that in mind, Iβm more suited to a long term dynamic than a relationship (unless youβre similarly knackered of course π€ or appreciate cuddle sluts who can happily stay in bed all day playing but donβt cook or hike; or if you love being a hero when in vanilla mode). I already have internal ableism aplenty, so please donβt get in touch if you think disability is a dirty word or means βless thanβ or "can't".
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**Boring Housekeeping Small Printy Blah**
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β’ Respect is a thing to be earned not demanded. As is submission.
β’ Dynamic Disability is a thing full stop.
β’ Being a Dom is about more than just being dominant (nor is it an excuse to be an abusive ninny, misogynist dolt or controlling wally, and isnβt a role suited to fragile egos or anyone not interested in a submissiveβs wellbeing and growth).
β’ Be safe - and know what that means (SSC, RACK, PRICK and **CCCC** especially).
β’ ENM or Polyamory β Iβm all for both/either, however, know your stuff and treat all concerned/involved with respect, integrity and openness. Iβm not here to be party to an affair or any other shady, underhand nonsense that leaves βher at homeβ in the dark.
β’ Please only get in touch if
1) β’ youβre a genuine Dom (_with experience and wisdom, or the commitment to research in lieu of experience_)
2) β’ you think weβd get on as friends (_so no dynamic-y intentions_)
3) β’ you're a little/middle and wanna come say hi.
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Fanx for reading.
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